AEAEC: Prologue

Teh AEAEC- Prologue


<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<Prime> Ugh, what a BORING day.
<Pyro> You say that every day. Anyway, we just pwned some noob who tried to beat us.
<Prime> Whatever. Ever since maximum went off on that adventure of his, we've all been stuck here because he took the car.
<Pyro> Well, you do something about it. It's not like I'm gonna help.
<Prime> Ah well, I guess I'll just throw these matches away…
<Pyro> Did you say matches? Trade you for my sandwich.
<Prime> Only if you help me get the car back.
<Pyro> Fine. But I'm only of service for three hours, then you have to give me more matches.
<Prime> Okay, cool. Now go pack some food.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<Prime> M&M&M, you comin'?
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Yea, he's coming. I guess that forces me to come along, too. :|
<Prime> How exactly is it that you can translate his confusing alien dialect?
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Well, my whole family can. But they got banned when the Ban Hammah Cannon came along and wiped out Cosa Plains. Mehmehmeh saved me, so I feel it is my duty to repay him by translating his words of wisdom for all to hear for eternity. …You understand, right?
<Prime> I wasn't really listening. *is about to eat sandwich*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> …Is that a sandwich?
<Prime> Uh, yea, a tuna sandwich. Wh-
<TheSandWitch> [Demonic voice] DID SOMEBODY SAY THERE WAS A SANDWICH!?!? [Demonic voice]
<Prime> *Mouth is covered in tuna and bread* Well, there was, anyway. *BURP*
<TheSandWitch> YOU STOLE FROM ME!! I SHALL RAISE MY MASTER FROM BANNINGLAND AND DESTROY THE DESTROYER OF SANDWICHES!! HUZZAH!!!
<Pyro> I'm back and- WHAT THE IN THE NAME OF MINOR STUDIOS IS THAT??
<TheSandWitch> I IS THE SAND WITCH.
<Prime> …You don't seem like a very good witch.
<TheSandWitch> I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD SAND WITCH!! HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM NOT A GOOD SAND WITCH??
<Pyro> Ugh, who would ever want to eat sand?
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He agrees.
<TheSandWitch> WHAT? NO, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM A SAND WITCH, A WITCH WHO CASTS SAND SPELLS. I AM-
<Pyro> Yea, yea, same difference. I'm vegetarian, so I wouldn't want to eat a witch who casts sand spells or a sandwich with sand in it.
<TheSandWitch> YOU ARE GONNA GET IT WHEN I TAKE MY MASTER BACK!!
<Prime> You can stop speaking in caps. Jeez.
<TheSandWitch> NO, I CANNOT. I ONCE TRIED TO CREATE A SPELL BUT EVERYTHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG. NOW I AM CURSED TO SPEAK IN CAPS ALL THE TIME.
<Prime> …I'm not so sure I believe you.
<TheSandWitch> WHY NOT?
<Prime> If you did, then how were you able to type your username?
<TheSandWitch> WELL… I JUST...
<Prime> M&M&M, this guy is getting really annoying. Kick him outta the server.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
[TheSandWitch has been kicked outta server Mehdonutsmeh]
<Prime> Finally. Let's head out, we have a dragon to catch.

As they walk out, a giant rock disappears.

<Prime> Weird. Mehmehmeh, did you delete that?
<Mehmehmeh> Nope.
<Pyro> HE SPOKE!!
<Mehmehmeh> No I- oops- Meh meh meh.
<Pyro> I must be going crazy. Well, whatever.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He says he didn't delete it.
<Prime> Huh. Whatever, let's hurry before maximum gets to far ahead.

Will Prime & Co. catch maximumdragon? What the heck was up with that sand witch? Why did that rock disappear? Why was that episode so long? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING SATURDAY, AUGUST 28th!