AEAEC 4.2
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Prime Mech: There we go. Out of the pink room. *turns around and fires a missile into the pink room, blowing it up forever* YESH! DIE!
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT SAYS YESH
Pyran: Hey May, I have a joke. I'm made out of fire in my ultimate form, right?
May: *sighs but can't since she doesn't have a mic*
Pyran: Okay, okay, here's the joke: Don't I look hot? Ha ha ha, get it?
May: *glares at him and her eyes turn red*
Pyran: *gulp*
May: *runs at him, grabs his head, puts him in a headlock, makes fire out of her hands and starts to burn his face off, grabs his leg ad throws him into a wall, kicks him the crotch numerous times, uses the Force the make him hit the ground repeatedly, throws him into a conveniently placed pond, does a Lethal Strike (from Metroid other m) and pulls out the repetto rocket thing and shoots him in the face, and then breaks his neck*
Pyran: *is lifeless on the floor, neck at a weird angle*
May: *brushes some dust off her shoulder*
EPICPWNAGEcc: THAT WAS EPIC PWNAGE.
Pyro: Agh… wait, I'm in my normal form! GRR, THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN MATCHES IS MAY, AND THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN MAY IS MY ULTIMATE FORM, SO DIE MAY!! *totally owns May in a sequence of events too long to write*
Pyran: DIE! Owai, my ultimate form is back! And one last thing… I HATE YOU!! *kicks May's body a couple times then walks away*
korkas: Wow. That was violent. Well, it looks like May is dead again.
Giantfishy: Again?
Zerox : May has been killed may may times, but has always been resurrected by the queen of the red knights.
The Dragon of Maximum: Who's the king?
The Prime Mech: That'd be korkas.
gary1: Aren't you WAY to young to be married?
korkas: Eh… well… it's hard to explain. I'll just say two things. 1, She's where May gets her violent streak, and 2, I bet the creator of this comedy hasn't come up with an explanation so he'll just be lazy and wait for season two.
Atmobot: STOP IT WITH THE FOURTH WALL!
Giantfishy: BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT-
korkas: That's the end of it.
Giantfishy: *pouts*
The Dragon of Maximum: So, Rifle, did you set the bombs to destroy the server yet?
Rifle: Yea, we have around five minutes.
The Prime: Okay people, prepare to log out.
Zerox: Self destructs don't work that way. You can't log out, you need to find a point of entry.
Mehmehmeh: That's stupid. It's like going to the entrance of Target with one of those automatic doors. Instead of going to the exit, you go to the entrance and activate it. Because it's the entrance, you just get hit in the face.
Pyran: HE SPOKE!!
Rifle: Well actually, in this case, if there is a Target entrance door we'll just blow it to pieces.
Mehmehmeh: Good point.
Pyran: AND NO ONE SEES THAT HE CAN TALK??
The Prime Mech: Dude, you are STUPID. Meh meh meh can talk in his ultimate form.
Pyran: Oh.
Rifle: Four minutes.
The Dragon of Maximum: Okay peeps, hop on my back. If you can fly like Prime Mech and Pyran, do so.
Rifle: I have a jetpack.
Random: THERE IS NO GRAVITY. *starts flying*
Mehmehmeh: He must be a freaking psychic or something.
Random: THERE IS NO PSYCHIC.
Rifle: Three minutes.
Everyone starts flying, whether using their own abilities or riding on Maximum. All of the sudden, SomeHoodedDude comes riding a purple dragon. Even more sudden and more important is that the "Escape!" music from Metroid starts playing.
WoaM: I hope you enjoy that music, Prime.
The Prime Mech: …
WoaM: Hello? Prime?
The Prime Mech: Oh, sorry. Linkin Park's new album came out on Tuesday and I'm listening to Blackout over and over again.
gary1: Oh yea! When they come for me was good too.
The Dragon of Maximum: The Catalyst was the definitely the best track.
Giantfishy: Hah! You can't beat Wretches and Kings!
Mehmehmeh: I smell another argument over media…
Rifle: Two minutes.
SomeHoodedDude: YOU ALL SHALL DIE BECAUSE YOU NOT ONLY ARE DESTROYING MY SECONDARY REALM BUT YOU DON'T LIKE EMPTY SPACES!
The Prime Mech: Dude, it's an 18 second song made up of, well, Empty Spaces.
Pyran: What is going on?
SomeHoodedDude: HAX TIEM!! * a giant squirrel of doom appears* DESTROY THEM MY MINION!!
GiantSquirrelOfDoom: WITH PLEASURE, MY MASHTAR!
The Dragon of Maximum: Not you again. And you mean master, not mashtar, right?
GiantSquirrelOfDoom: NO! I DON'T!
SomeHoodedDude: And now I shall call my other minions-
Rifle: One minute.
SomeHoodedDude: Stop interrupting me! Well, here they come.
Colinnn: MWAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL NNNEVER STOP ME AND MY SUPERIOR AWESOMENNNESS!!
Giantfishy: You stutter like Lady Gaga.
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
TheSandWitch: YESH! I AM BACK!
Pyran: Go toast yourself, will ya?
Mehmehmeh: Oh no, not the sand witch again. I some hooded dude your master?
TheSandWitch: YESH, ERIN IS MY MASTER.
The Prime Mech: Erin? ERIN?! *laughs hysterically*
Erin: What? What's wrong with my name?
Zerox: Pfft. It's a girl name. A boy name would be Aaron.
Erin: Well you would know! Your name sounds the same as a printer!
RIfle: 30 seconds.
The Dragon of Maximum: What are you, a stop watch?
Rifle: Nope, a timer.
TehMaskedWonder: HERE WE GO!
Erin: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!! I SEE THE PORTAL! *teleports to the entrance*
TheSandWitch: SEE YA, -
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Erin: GOODBYE, HEROES! MWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! NOW ME AND MY MASTER CAN- wait. Oh, looks like I missed something. Well, I guess I can do it by myself. It's worth it to keep you guys sealed in here. *goes through portal*
Rifle: Ten seconds.
Te Prime Mch: Wait, one of us is a traitor?
Rifle: *points at WoaM* TRAITOR!!
WoaM: AGH!
Rifle: Five.
Mehmehmeh: WE'RE MEH LOSIN MEH AR MEH MEH ULITMEHT FORM MEH Z
T Prime M: Were losing our ultimate forms! Time's almost out!
Rifle: Three.
Dragon Maximum: We can make it!
Pyro: Mine's already gone.
Zero: Me too.
RIfle: One.
Maximum Dragon: WE CAN
Rifle: Zero.
Everyone barely makes it through the portal.
korkas: WHEW! That was one close call. Where's Erin.
Pyro: *giggles*
gary1: Okay, let's do a head count.
Giantfishy: What happens if one of us is left there?
Zero: BanningLand.
Pyro: Is it possible to be rescued from BanningLand?
Prime: Yea, i've done it twice. One for Mehmehmeh, and one for a box of matches Pyro lost. Don't ask why I did it.
maximumdragon: Why?
Prime: *facepalm*
Zero: Okay, we're missing three. Too many.
Prime: Who?
Zero: Dunno, I'll check.
Random: THERE IS NO MAY, RIFLE OR TEH MASKED WONDER.
Pyro: *starts crying because of May*
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DOES NOT APPROVE.
Prime: Tell ya what, guys. After we defeat some hooded dude, or "Erin," we'll take an excursion into BanningLand. How does that sound?
Erin: HAH, YOU'LL BE IN BANNINGLAND MUCH SOONER THAN YOU THINK! I'M HERE TO TAKE BACK MY MASTER!!
Prime: Well, here we go again…
WILL Prime and Co ever stop Erin? ARE May, RIfle and TMW all right in the parched desert that is BanningLand? WHO is the traitor? IS Mehmehmeh awesome?
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING SATURDAY! CIAO! YESH!
MDAEAEC: 4-2
<Rifle> Well this sucks.
<May> ZOMG I CAN TALK IN BANNINGLAND YAYZ
<TMW> But you still don't have a mic...
<May> Oh cr-
*May 's mouth is still moving but nothing comes out
<Rifle> I am loony
<TMW> Why?
<Rifle> He makes me insane.
<TMW> Ummm...
<Rifle> WAFFLEZ
*Boberto walks over. His head is still a waffle
<Boberto> NOT AGAIN
<Rifle> OMNOMNOMNOM
<Boberto> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*Rifle eats Boberto whole
<TMW> O____O
<Rifle> I LIEK CHEEZCAKE IT GIVES ME GAS
*Rifle conjures a cheesecake from air and eats it
<Rifle> MY BELLY WARBLES LIKE A TURKEY
<TMW> Lolwu-
*Rifle poots
<TMW> Aww... That reeks...
*May dies again
<Giantfishy> So how are you guys doing in banning land
<TMW> It suck- WAIT WUT
<Giantfishy> Didn't you know I could be in two places at once?
<TMW> TAKE US BACK WITH YOU
<Giantfishy> Sure! Just jump on my back-
<Rifle> I LOVE FRIED GIANT FISH
*Rifle pulls out a blowtorch
<Giantfishy> WOW KBAI
*Giantfishy leaves
<TMW> WHY DID YOU DO-
*Rifle is now holding a coconut
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
*Redstorm appears after being blown up in the pink room
*BadBoys appears after being blown up in the pink room
*seth543 appears after being blown up in the pink room
*Trashcan appears after... Well you get the idea.
<TMW> What the... This isn't on the script!
<Atmobot> THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> THE SCRIPT!?!?!?! THE SCRIPT!?!?!?!
<TMW> Well yeah-
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
<RedStorm> IS THAT ON THE SCRIPT?!?!
<Atmobot> THE F-
<RedStorm> SHUT UP ATMOBOT
<BadBoys> Red, you really need to follow the script...
<seth543> Yeah, the script is the law!
<Atmobot> THE-
<RedStorm> WELL THEN CONSIDER THE LAW BROKEN
<RedStorm> THE SCRIPT IS DEAD
<Atmobot> TH-
<seth543> NO YOU KILLED THE SCRIPT!
<Atmobot> T-
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
<Badboys> Let us have a moment for our late friend, the script
<Atmobot> -
<RedStorm> AND DOWN WITH ATMOBOT TOO
*RedStorm grabs Atmobot and shoves her down trashcan's throat
<trashcan444> Don't I get a say in thmmfmfmmfmmfmfmfmmmmf
<RedStorm> HA NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
<Atmobot> MFMFMFMMMMMFMMMFMFMFMFMFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMFM
<trashcan444> MfmfmmmMMFMFMFMmmmmFfffffmMMMffmM
<Rifle> Wiiiiiiilson...
WILL EVERYONE DIE IN BANNING LAND? WILL WILSON EVER SPEAK? WILL MAY EVER BE RESURRECTED? WILL ATMOBOT AND TRASHCAN BECOME SYMBIOTIC LIFE FORMS? WILL RIFLE BE LOOPY FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES? WILL REDSTORM CONTINUE KILLING THE SCRIPT?!?!
<Atmobot> MFMFMFMMMMFMMMFMFMFMFMFFMMFMFMFM
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