AEAEC: Episode 1-2

The AEAEC - Episode 1 Part 2

<Giantfishy> I still don't get it.
<Prime> We lured you out of the pond using moldy vomit.
<Giantfishy> That is impossible! I hate moldy vomit!
<Pyro> Ugh, who doesn't .
<Zero> I don't think you understand. Giantfishy calls cheese "moldy vomit." 
<Pyro> What's wrong with cheese? The thing I am most obsessed over is cheese.
<Zero> … Do you have brain damage? Or ADHD or something?
<Pyro> No, but I have a phobia of dairy and hate anyone whose name starts with py or po.
<Zero> Then how in the world would you like cheese if you have a phobia of dairy? And YOUR name starts with py! Are you emo or something?
<Pyro> Cheese doesn't come from cows, silly.. And of course I'm not emo. Jigsaw from Saw is emo. He's an emo clown.
<Zero> You don't make any sense at all. First, cheese is dairy. Cheese is a milk product much like some yogurts, milk itself and many other things. Any milk product is dairy, and milk comes from cows. So if you have a phobia of dairy but like cheese, you make no sense because you love cheese but have a phobia of it.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Second, how can the thing you are most obsessed over is cheese when you've been craving matches and fire your whole life?
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Thirdly, you said you hate anyone with their name beginning with py or po. I can understand po because you despise my alter ego, Poiyu, but YOUR NAME STARTS WITH PY!!! So that MUST mean you hate yourself.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally, Jigsaw can't be an emo clown. Clowns were created to be the OPPOSITE of emo. Happy, fun, creepy… so there can't be such a thing as an emo clown.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally finally, the End. Get it? Got it. Good!
<Pyro> *screams*
<Zero> There. NOW you're making sense. 
<Pyro> I just… ran out… of matches…
<Zero> … Oh. So you didn't hear the whole speech I just gave?
<Pyro> What? What speech? What are you talking about?
<Zero> Forget it ag-rhtr rlrmmh
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<Pyro> Whoa, dude, are you okay?
<Zero> q3geap;jJFEJg; gjwJg;j?jgLWgml W GWE;!11!111!!!!!!11!!eleven!!11!114!!11!!one!!1111!!1!!r3y7thgklog859pgmPOLmg98ut po;MW*U984MP*utpU:P:QR#mc
<Pyro> … guys…

In the deep dark lair of the villain of this story…


<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir Cat, you will not get away with this, uh… what's your name?
<SomeHoodedDude> Call me… Some hooded dude.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I despise you!
<SomeHoodedDude> Stop talking to Atmosphir Cat that way! It hurts his feelings!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, you don't get it. I start every line with "Atmosphir cat."
<SomeHoodedDude> Oh.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, where are we?
<SomeHoodedDude> We're in BanningLand! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, wait… how did I get here?
<SomeHoodedDude> The better question is: How did here get in me?
<Maximumdragon> … Atmosphir cat, that made no sense.
<SomeHoodedDude> Depends.
<Maximumdragon> OH. Oh. oh. Oh my.
<SomeHoodedDude> You just started a sentence without Atmosphir cat! Atmosphir cat is going to use the BAN HAMMA-
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, no I didn't.
<SomeHoodedDude> Whatever. Do you think your friends will rescue you?
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I'm sure of it.
<SomeHoodedDude> Good. Well, now as I make my dramatic exit with my cape flowing in the wind, you shall feel fear as- *trips over cape and faceplants*
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, xD


Elsewhere…

<Prime> We have to find a place where we can find out what's going on with Zero and/or Poiyu.
<Pyro> I know a place- or more like the place knows me.
<Prime> You don't know anybody shut up.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He asks what we're doing.
<Prime> Walking along this convenient path and hoping to stumble into a plot device.
<Giantfishy> Are we there yet?
<Pyro> Dude, I'm not entirely sure we know were we're going.
<???> HALT! Who goes there?
<Giantfishy> Um, moldy vomit.
<???> *Jumps out of a tree* Stand down moldy vomi- Prime? Is that you?
<Prime> Is Atmosphir's logo's background color blue?
<Pyro> Eh, it's more like navy-
<Prime> Shut up. Long time no see, korkas!
<korkas> Looks like you've assembled quite a little fellowship here. Shall we discuss it over dinner?
<Prime> Sure! Guys, meet korkas, korkas, meet guys.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> You make us feel so loved by addressing us by our names.
<Prime> And meet his mute sister, May. *nods politely to May*
<Pyro> *starts to drool a little bit* Um, hi my name is Pyro. Nice to meet you. Very very nice to meet you. Heh heh. *Waits for a response*
*Crickets*
<Prime> Um, Pyro, she's mute. She doesn't have a mic, so she can't speak.
<Pyro> Oh. I thought you meant… I thought you meant… …I have absolutely no idea what you meant.
<korkas> And meet my little fellowship…
*gary1 and EPICPWNAGEcc climb out of the tree*
<Prime> …gary1?
<gary1> … Prime?
*both gary1 and Prime explode with things to say and go into a little fangirl conversation*
<Mehmehmeh> This was a boring episode.
<Pyro> You spoke again!
<May> *nods vigorously*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Guy (and gal,) I would know if Mehmehmeh spoke English. I practically hang on his every word. I would know.
<Pyro> Heh heh, he called us guy and gal. You thinking what I'm thinking-
<May> *Punches Pyro in face so hard that the animation glitches up and has face looks like a picasso painting*
<Pyro> I was only kidding! Well, not really but-
<May> *Cracks her knuckles*
<Pyro> *gulp*
<Prime> So korkas, we can stay for the night, right?
<korkas> Yep. My treehouse is massive, I probably have a little house for each of you. And of what I've observed so far of the interact between Pyro and May, I'll make sure to put their cabins right next to each other. I'll also place a camera or two to watch every time he gets beaten up. Then I'll make a video compilation on post it on Facebook or youtube!
*Everyone starts laughing*
<Pyro> Ha ha h- wait, why am I laughing?
<Prime> We also need some help. A friend of ours in is trouble. MD?
<korkas> Oh yea. We know where he is, we hacked into some computers and now we can track and monitor every users on the planet. EP, go check where maximumdragon is.
<EPICPWNAGEcc> Gotcha. This is going to be epic pawnage epicly pawnage epic!*runs off*
<Prime> We also have a problem… *drags the paralyzed Zero over*
<korkas> OH. This Again? Okay, I now know who is behind the kidnapping of your friend and this. He is the most dreaded hacker of all. It appears he is making a comeback. We must stop him. Assemble your forces. We set off… at dawn.
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<Giantfishy> Is it dawn yet?
<korkas> Agh, no, we have to wait till the next episode. This one is too long.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-mmmmm, bacon.
<Mehmehmeh> Bacon indeed.

WHY was that episode so long? WHAT is up with Zero? WHY is the main villain of this story such a klutz? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, EPSIODE 2 PART 1 AIRING SATURDAY!