AEAEC 4.2
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Prime Mech: There we go. Out of the pink room. *turns around and fires a missile into the pink room, blowing it up forever* YESH! DIE!
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT SAYS YESH
Pyran: Hey May, I have a joke. I'm made out of fire in my ultimate form, right?
May: *sighs but can't since she doesn't have a mic*
Pyran: Okay, okay, here's the joke: Don't I look hot? Ha ha ha, get it?
May: *glares at him and her eyes turn red*
Pyran: *gulp*
May: *runs at him, grabs his head, puts him in a headlock, makes fire out of her hands and starts to burn his face off, grabs his leg ad throws him into a wall, kicks him the crotch numerous times, uses the Force the make him hit the ground repeatedly, throws him into a conveniently placed pond, does a Lethal Strike (from Metroid other m) and pulls out the repetto rocket thing and shoots him in the face, and then breaks his neck*
Pyran: *is lifeless on the floor, neck at a weird angle*
May: *brushes some dust off her shoulder*
EPICPWNAGEcc: THAT WAS EPIC PWNAGE.
Pyro: Agh… wait, I'm in my normal form! GRR, THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN MATCHES IS MAY, AND THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN MAY IS MY ULTIMATE FORM, SO DIE MAY!! *totally owns May in a sequence of events too long to write*
Pyran: DIE! Owai, my ultimate form is back! And one last thing… I HATE YOU!! *kicks May's body a couple times then walks away*
korkas: Wow. That was violent. Well, it looks like May is dead again.
Giantfishy: Again?
Zerox : May has been killed may may times, but has always been resurrected by the queen of the red knights.
The Dragon of Maximum: Who's the king?
The Prime Mech: That'd be korkas.
gary1: Aren't you WAY to young to be married?
korkas: Eh… well… it's hard to explain. I'll just say two things. 1, She's where May gets her violent streak, and 2, I bet the creator of this comedy hasn't come up with an explanation so he'll just be lazy and wait for season two.
Atmobot: STOP IT WITH THE FOURTH WALL!
Giantfishy: BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT-
korkas: That's the end of it.
Giantfishy: *pouts*
The Dragon of Maximum: So, Rifle, did you set the bombs to destroy the server yet?
Rifle: Yea, we have around five minutes.
The Prime: Okay people, prepare to log out.
Zerox: Self destructs don't work that way. You can't log out, you need to find a point of entry.
Mehmehmeh: That's stupid. It's like going to the entrance of Target with one of those automatic doors. Instead of going to the exit, you go to the entrance and activate it. Because it's the entrance, you just get hit in the face.
Pyran: HE SPOKE!!
Rifle: Well actually, in this case, if there is a Target entrance door we'll just blow it to pieces.
Mehmehmeh: Good point.
Pyran: AND NO ONE SEES THAT HE CAN TALK??
The Prime Mech: Dude, you are STUPID. Meh meh meh can talk in his ultimate form.
Pyran: Oh.
Rifle: Four minutes.
The Dragon of Maximum: Okay peeps, hop on my back. If you can fly like Prime Mech and Pyran, do so.
Rifle: I have a jetpack.
Random: THERE IS NO GRAVITY. *starts flying*
Mehmehmeh: He must be a freaking psychic or something.
Random: THERE IS NO PSYCHIC.
Rifle: Three minutes.
Everyone starts flying, whether using their own abilities or riding on Maximum. All of the sudden, SomeHoodedDude comes riding a purple dragon. Even more sudden and more important is that the "Escape!" music from Metroid starts playing.
WoaM: I hope you enjoy that music, Prime.
The Prime Mech: …
WoaM: Hello? Prime?
The Prime Mech: Oh, sorry. Linkin Park's new album came out on Tuesday and I'm listening to Blackout over and over again.
gary1: Oh yea! When they come for me was good too.
The Dragon of Maximum: The Catalyst was the definitely the best track.
Giantfishy: Hah! You can't beat Wretches and Kings!
Mehmehmeh: I smell another argument over media…
Rifle: Two minutes.
SomeHoodedDude: YOU ALL SHALL DIE BECAUSE YOU NOT ONLY ARE DESTROYING MY SECONDARY REALM BUT YOU DON'T LIKE EMPTY SPACES!
The Prime Mech: Dude, it's an 18 second song made up of, well, Empty Spaces.
Pyran: What is going on?
SomeHoodedDude: HAX TIEM!! * a giant squirrel of doom appears* DESTROY THEM MY MINION!!
GiantSquirrelOfDoom: WITH PLEASURE, MY MASHTAR!
The Dragon of Maximum: Not you again. And you mean master, not mashtar, right?
GiantSquirrelOfDoom: NO! I DON'T!
SomeHoodedDude: And now I shall call my other minions-
Rifle: One minute.
SomeHoodedDude: Stop interrupting me! Well, here they come.
Colinnn: MWAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL NNNEVER STOP ME AND MY SUPERIOR AWESOMENNNESS!!
Giantfishy: You stutter like Lady Gaga.
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
TheSandWitch: YESH! I AM BACK!
Pyran: Go toast yourself, will ya?
Mehmehmeh: Oh no, not the sand witch again. I some hooded dude your master?
TheSandWitch: YESH, ERIN IS MY MASTER.
The Prime Mech: Erin? ERIN?! *laughs hysterically*
Erin: What? What's wrong with my name?
Zerox: Pfft. It's a girl name. A boy name would be Aaron.
Erin: Well you would know! Your name sounds the same as a printer!
RIfle: 30 seconds.
The Dragon of Maximum: What are you, a stop watch?
Rifle: Nope, a timer.
TehMaskedWonder: HERE WE GO!
Erin: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!! I SEE THE PORTAL! *teleports to the entrance*
TheSandWitch: SEE YA, -
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Erin: GOODBYE, HEROES! MWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! NOW ME AND MY MASTER CAN- wait. Oh, looks like I missed something. Well, I guess I can do it by myself. It's worth it to keep you guys sealed in here. *goes through portal*
Rifle: Ten seconds.
Te Prime Mch: Wait, one of us is a traitor?
Rifle: *points at WoaM* TRAITOR!!
WoaM: AGH!
Rifle: Five.
Mehmehmeh: WE'RE MEH LOSIN MEH AR MEH MEH ULITMEHT FORM MEH Z
T Prime M: Were losing our ultimate forms! Time's almost out!
Rifle: Three.
Dragon Maximum: We can make it!
Pyro: Mine's already gone.
Zero: Me too.
RIfle: One.
Maximum Dragon: WE CAN
Rifle: Zero.
Everyone barely makes it through the portal.
korkas: WHEW! That was one close call. Where's Erin.
Pyro: *giggles*
gary1: Okay, let's do a head count.
Giantfishy: What happens if one of us is left there?
Zero: BanningLand.
Pyro: Is it possible to be rescued from BanningLand?
Prime: Yea, i've done it twice. One for Mehmehmeh, and one for a box of matches Pyro lost. Don't ask why I did it.
maximumdragon: Why?
Prime: *facepalm*
Zero: Okay, we're missing three. Too many.
Prime: Who?
Zero: Dunno, I'll check.
Random: THERE IS NO MAY, RIFLE OR TEH MASKED WONDER.
Pyro: *starts crying because of May*
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DOES NOT APPROVE.
Prime: Tell ya what, guys. After we defeat some hooded dude, or "Erin," we'll take an excursion into BanningLand. How does that sound?
Erin: HAH, YOU'LL BE IN BANNINGLAND MUCH SOONER THAN YOU THINK! I'M HERE TO TAKE BACK MY MASTER!!
Prime: Well, here we go again…
WILL Prime and Co ever stop Erin? ARE May, RIfle and TMW all right in the parched desert that is BanningLand? WHO is the traitor? IS Mehmehmeh awesome?
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING SATURDAY! CIAO! YESH!
MDAEAEC: 4-2
<Rifle> Well this sucks.
<May> ZOMG I CAN TALK IN BANNINGLAND YAYZ
<TMW> But you still don't have a mic...
<May> Oh cr-
*May 's mouth is still moving but nothing comes out
<Rifle> I am loony
<TMW> Why?
<Rifle> He makes me insane.
<TMW> Ummm...
<Rifle> WAFFLEZ
*Boberto walks over. His head is still a waffle
<Boberto> NOT AGAIN
<Rifle> OMNOMNOMNOM
<Boberto> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*Rifle eats Boberto whole
<TMW> O____O
<Rifle> I LIEK CHEEZCAKE IT GIVES ME GAS
*Rifle conjures a cheesecake from air and eats it
<Rifle> MY BELLY WARBLES LIKE A TURKEY
<TMW> Lolwu-
*Rifle poots
<TMW> Aww... That reeks...
*May dies again
<Giantfishy> So how are you guys doing in banning land
<TMW> It suck- WAIT WUT
<Giantfishy> Didn't you know I could be in two places at once?
<TMW> TAKE US BACK WITH YOU
<Giantfishy> Sure! Just jump on my back-
<Rifle> I LOVE FRIED GIANT FISH
*Rifle pulls out a blowtorch
<Giantfishy> WOW KBAI
*Giantfishy leaves
<TMW> WHY DID YOU DO-
*Rifle is now holding a coconut
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
*Redstorm appears after being blown up in the pink room
*BadBoys appears after being blown up in the pink room
*seth543 appears after being blown up in the pink room
*Trashcan appears after... Well you get the idea.
<TMW> What the... This isn't on the script!
<Atmobot> THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> THE SCRIPT!?!?!?! THE SCRIPT!?!?!?!
<TMW> Well yeah-
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
<RedStorm> IS THAT ON THE SCRIPT?!?!
<Atmobot> THE F-
<RedStorm> SHUT UP ATMOBOT
<BadBoys> Red, you really need to follow the script...
<seth543> Yeah, the script is the law!
<Atmobot> THE-
<RedStorm> WELL THEN CONSIDER THE LAW BROKEN
<RedStorm> THE SCRIPT IS DEAD
<Atmobot> TH-
<seth543> NO YOU KILLED THE SCRIPT!
<Atmobot> T-
<Rifle> SAY HI TO WILSON
<Badboys> Let us have a moment for our late friend, the script
<Atmobot> -
<RedStorm> AND DOWN WITH ATMOBOT TOO
*RedStorm grabs Atmobot and shoves her down trashcan's throat
<trashcan444> Don't I get a say in thmmfmfmmfmmfmfmfmmmmf
<RedStorm> HA NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
<Atmobot> MFMFMFMMMMMFMMMFMFMFMFMFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMFM
<trashcan444> MfmfmmmMMFMFMFMmmmmFfffffmMMMffmM
<Rifle> Wiiiiiiilson...
WILL EVERYONE DIE IN BANNING LAND? WILL WILSON EVER SPEAK? WILL MAY EVER BE RESURRECTED? WILL ATMOBOT AND TRASHCAN BECOME SYMBIOTIC LIFE FORMS? WILL RIFLE BE LOOPY FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES? WILL REDSTORM CONTINUE KILLING THE SCRIPT?!?!
<Atmobot> MFMFMFMMMMFMMMFMFMFMFMFFMMFMFMFM
Monday, September 20, 2010
AEAEC: 4-1 and MDAEAEC 4-1
AEAEC 4.1
Prime: Soooooooooooooooooooooo we're in prison.
Pyro: Well at least he gave us a TV.
korkas: What are you watching?
Pyro: Um, TV.
Zero: He knows that, genius. He means what channel and what show.
Pyro: Cartoon Netwok, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien.
gary1: Ben 10? Pfft.
Prime: What, you don't like Ben 10? I think it's decent.
Pyro: DECENT?!?! SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL CUZ YOU LIKE GENERATOR REX!! WELL I DON'T CARE! YOU CAN JUST-
Prime: OH YEA? WELL YOU-
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Giantfishy: Is that another "confusing alien dialect?"
Colinnn: Nnno. He's really sayinnng-
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT LIKES SYM-BIONIC TITAN.
Prime: Yea, it was pretty cool-
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DISLIKES THE FACT THAT YOU THINK SYM-BIONIC TITAN IS THE SO CALLED "PRETTY" COOL. YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!!
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
gary1: Well I liked Clone Wars.
EPICPWNAGEcc: Why exactly are we arguing about TV?
Mehmehmeh: Yea, there's really no argument. Batman the Brave and the Bold is the absolute best show of fridays.
Pyro: I SHALL DESTROY YOU-
Mehmehmeh: By the way, fans of AEAEC, I just did that to heat up the argument. I actually think Regular Show (On mondays) is the best CN show. *wink*
DuffyZeEmu: GENTLEMEN!
Prime: That's a new one.
korkas: Wow. Friday nights? Lame. My fav is Adventure Time.
Colinnn: My favorite is Advennnture Time too!
korkas: Um, it's "Adventure Time", not "Advennnture Time," but AWESOME!!!
Colinnn: YES!! THAT IS TOTALLY AWSOME!!
WoaM: Calm down, fangirls. xD
SomeHoodedDude: So far, this part has been COMPLETELY pointless. All you've been talking about is your favorite Cartoon Network shows.
Prime: SHUT UP! My player makes FAN TATSIC (Gettit? Fan tastic? Like the fans love it? No? Whatever.) COMEDIES SO YOUR SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
SomeHoodedDude: I'm allergic to pie.
Prime: Fine then, cake hole.
SomeHoodedDude: Allergic to that, too.
Prime: Is there anything you're not allergic to?
SomeHoodedDude: I don't think so. I'm allergic to everything. I fell into a vat of toxic waste when I was young.
Pyro: You Joker!
gary1: THREE! … Ha ha, I get it, I get i- TWO!! … ONE!!!!! ZERO!!
Zero: … And the point of that was?
gary1: I gave myself a count to three to think of escape route. And it worked! I always pull through when I'm under pressure.
Giantfishy: But that was on the count of four, including zero.
gary1: Well, I needed more time. I would've gone into negatives if need be.
Prime: Then you're not really udder pressure.
Pyro: What's "udder pressure?"
Prime: Er, forget it. Anyway, what's your way out?
gary1: Well I figured maximum could engage his true form.
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT COMPLETELY DISAGREES.
gary1: DO YA WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS PINK BEDROOM OR NOT!??!
maximumdragon: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Prime: You WANT to stay in this pink bedroom?
maximumdragon:: Oh yea. FINE, I'll do it. But we have to destroy this server in the process to leave absolutely no evidence.
Rifle: I can arrange that.
TehMaskedWonder: Me too.
Prime: Guest stars recurring in another episode? This sure is a weird series.
maximumdragon: Okay… Here we go…
SomeHoodedDude: Hah. What could YOU possibly do to escape my inescapable castle?
Maximum Dragon: Oh, you'd be surprised…
Prime, maximumdragon, Zero, Pyro, and Mehmehmeh: USING THE FORCES OF EARTH, WIND, FIRE AND WATER, FIVE OF THE KINGS OF THE WORLD OF CIRRUS SHALL MERGE TO FORM… THE PRIME DRAGON OF THE ZERO MEH!
The Prime Dragon of the Zero Meh, AKA TPDotZM: YOU SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.
SomeHoodedDude: EEEE!!!
TPDotZM: *punches SomeHoodedDude through the wall and watches him fly into the horizon* NOW WE SHALL SPLIT INTO OUR ULTIMATE SELVES. *splits into five*
The Prime Mech: Mwahahahaha! Freaking awesome! I totally forgot about his form.
Pyran: Me too!
Zerox: I still don't like how my ultimate form's name sounds like a printer.
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Dragon of Maximum: Is he any different?
The Prime Mech: Well, what he does is if we're in a 10 yard radius of him our powers are boosted by a lot.
gary1: Agh, maximum. Why couldn't you have included me in the transformation?
Gaintfishy: There's still another king. If we had the last king we could've formed… TEH SUPAR THING.
Pyran: Whatevs. Let's just get outta here!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE ULTIMATE FORMS? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE SINCE THIS HAPPENS TO BE A TEXT BASED COMEDY? MAYBE PRIME WILL POST DRAWINGS OF THEM? IF THAT WASN'T A QUESTION WHY DID I PUT A QUESTION MARK? FIND OUT ALL THAT IN THE NEXT PART OF EPISODE FOUR OF THE AEAEC, TOMORROW!
MDAEAEC: 4-1
<Atmobot> Ok guiz, do you have your scripts ready?
<MaximumDragon> COUGH WE'RE FILMING NOW COUGH
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FIRST WALL
*Atmobot slaps himself
<seth543> That was quick.
<Giantfishy> Yeah
<Atmobot> Wait weren't you in the pink room?
<Giantfishy> I can be two places at once.
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<trashcan444> Hullo.
<Atmobot> STOP ADDING CHARACTERS IT HURTS MY BRAIN
<MaximumDragon> Oh it does, does it?
*MaximumDragon opens up his friend list.
<Atmobot> FUUU-
<Praetorian> Hello
<okaysamurai> Hello
<Adz> Hello
<Atmobot> Master please help m-
<Adz> SHADDUP
*Atmobot sobs
<macagu> Hello
<SephirothSama> Hello
<Atmobot> Are all of your friends devs?!
<Slyonion> Hello
<Atmobot> Apparently not.
<WowFunHappy> Hello
<MaximumDragon> HEY NIGHTMARE REALITY WAS BETTAR THAN VOL-
<frodo> A true Tolkien fan
<cmmatzat> This is really getting confusing.
<Atmobot> Agreed.
<Chillinguy> I'm with stupid.
<Hacobo> Hello
<Jjjohn0404> I say hello you say goodbye.
<Atmobot> I wish-
<drfuzzyness> Will you hurp my durp?
<Jamesrath> undefined
<Atmobot> THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENS-
<EliteBlackDragon> Rawr
<Jashan> I'm old
<Atmobot> Don't you mean a player of old?
<Jashan> No, I mean old. I am Yoda.
<Atmobot> WHAT THE-
*stickfigure uses dave's couch as a weapon
<mrcoble> It is M. R. Coble, not Mr. Coble
<Bramblepath> Gravity is so biased
<Atmobot> Oh I get it, you are just copying their sigs...
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
*Atmobot slaps himself again
<BadBoys> Wow, twice in an episode, impressive!
<RedStorm> Not really, it is in the script. :P
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> I AM TIRED OF THE SCRIPT
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> I WILL PWN YOU ALL
<RedStorm> DOWN WITH THE SCRIPT
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE-
*Atmobot explodes
*Redstorm is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*BadBoys is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*seth543 is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*trashcan444 is blown away and... Well you get the pattern.
<ATMOSPHIRCAT> ATMOSPHIR CAT APPROVES
<SomeHoodedDude> SHADDUP
<RedStorm> STOP THAT THAT IS IN THE SCRIPT DIE DIE DIE
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING-
WILL THE SCRIPT EVER DIE? WILL MAXIMUMDRAGON EVER STOP ADDING CHARACTERS? WILL GIANTFISHY AND DUFFYZEEMU EVER BE IN TWO TYPES AT THE SAME TIME EVAR AGAIN? WILL TRASHCAN444 STOP SUCKING ON HIS THUMB WHILE WE ARE LIVE?
<trashcan444> HEY ITS A PERSONAL PROBLEM
Prime: Soooooooooooooooooooooo we're in prison.
Pyro: Well at least he gave us a TV.
korkas: What are you watching?
Pyro: Um, TV.
Zero: He knows that, genius. He means what channel and what show.
Pyro: Cartoon Netwok, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien.
gary1: Ben 10? Pfft.
Prime: What, you don't like Ben 10? I think it's decent.
Pyro: DECENT?!?! SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL CUZ YOU LIKE GENERATOR REX!! WELL I DON'T CARE! YOU CAN JUST-
Prime: OH YEA? WELL YOU-
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Giantfishy: Is that another "confusing alien dialect?"
Colinnn: Nnno. He's really sayinnng-
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT LIKES SYM-BIONIC TITAN.
Prime: Yea, it was pretty cool-
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DISLIKES THE FACT THAT YOU THINK SYM-BIONIC TITAN IS THE SO CALLED "PRETTY" COOL. YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!!
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
gary1: Well I liked Clone Wars.
EPICPWNAGEcc: Why exactly are we arguing about TV?
Mehmehmeh: Yea, there's really no argument. Batman the Brave and the Bold is the absolute best show of fridays.
Pyro: I SHALL DESTROY YOU-
Mehmehmeh: By the way, fans of AEAEC, I just did that to heat up the argument. I actually think Regular Show (On mondays) is the best CN show. *wink*
DuffyZeEmu: GENTLEMEN!
Prime: That's a new one.
korkas: Wow. Friday nights? Lame. My fav is Adventure Time.
Colinnn: My favorite is Advennnture Time too!
korkas: Um, it's "Adventure Time", not "Advennnture Time," but AWESOME!!!
Colinnn: YES!! THAT IS TOTALLY AWSOME!!
WoaM: Calm down, fangirls. xD
SomeHoodedDude: So far, this part has been COMPLETELY pointless. All you've been talking about is your favorite Cartoon Network shows.
Prime: SHUT UP! My player makes FAN TATSIC (Gettit? Fan tastic? Like the fans love it? No? Whatever.) COMEDIES SO YOUR SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
SomeHoodedDude: I'm allergic to pie.
Prime: Fine then, cake hole.
SomeHoodedDude: Allergic to that, too.
Prime: Is there anything you're not allergic to?
SomeHoodedDude: I don't think so. I'm allergic to everything. I fell into a vat of toxic waste when I was young.
Pyro: You Joker!
gary1: THREE! … Ha ha, I get it, I get i- TWO!! … ONE!!!!! ZERO!!
Zero: … And the point of that was?
gary1: I gave myself a count to three to think of escape route. And it worked! I always pull through when I'm under pressure.
Giantfishy: But that was on the count of four, including zero.
gary1: Well, I needed more time. I would've gone into negatives if need be.
Prime: Then you're not really udder pressure.
Pyro: What's "udder pressure?"
Prime: Er, forget it. Anyway, what's your way out?
gary1: Well I figured maximum could engage his true form.
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT COMPLETELY DISAGREES.
gary1: DO YA WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS PINK BEDROOM OR NOT!??!
maximumdragon: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Prime: You WANT to stay in this pink bedroom?
maximumdragon:: Oh yea. FINE, I'll do it. But we have to destroy this server in the process to leave absolutely no evidence.
Rifle: I can arrange that.
TehMaskedWonder: Me too.
Prime: Guest stars recurring in another episode? This sure is a weird series.
maximumdragon: Okay… Here we go…
SomeHoodedDude: Hah. What could YOU possibly do to escape my inescapable castle?
Maximum Dragon: Oh, you'd be surprised…
Prime, maximumdragon, Zero, Pyro, and Mehmehmeh: USING THE FORCES OF EARTH, WIND, FIRE AND WATER, FIVE OF THE KINGS OF THE WORLD OF CIRRUS SHALL MERGE TO FORM… THE PRIME DRAGON OF THE ZERO MEH!
The Prime Dragon of the Zero Meh, AKA TPDotZM: YOU SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.
SomeHoodedDude: EEEE!!!
TPDotZM: *punches SomeHoodedDude through the wall and watches him fly into the horizon* NOW WE SHALL SPLIT INTO OUR ULTIMATE SELVES. *splits into five*
The Prime Mech: Mwahahahaha! Freaking awesome! I totally forgot about his form.
Pyran: Me too!
Zerox: I still don't like how my ultimate form's name sounds like a printer.
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Dragon of Maximum: Is he any different?
The Prime Mech: Well, what he does is if we're in a 10 yard radius of him our powers are boosted by a lot.
gary1: Agh, maximum. Why couldn't you have included me in the transformation?
Gaintfishy: There's still another king. If we had the last king we could've formed… TEH SUPAR THING.
Pyran: Whatevs. Let's just get outta here!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE ULTIMATE FORMS? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE SINCE THIS HAPPENS TO BE A TEXT BASED COMEDY? MAYBE PRIME WILL POST DRAWINGS OF THEM? IF THAT WASN'T A QUESTION WHY DID I PUT A QUESTION MARK? FIND OUT ALL THAT IN THE NEXT PART OF EPISODE FOUR OF THE AEAEC, TOMORROW!
MDAEAEC: 4-1
<Atmobot> Ok guiz, do you have your scripts ready?
<MaximumDragon> COUGH WE'RE FILMING NOW COUGH
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FIRST WALL
*Atmobot slaps himself
<seth543> That was quick.
<Giantfishy> Yeah
<Atmobot> Wait weren't you in the pink room?
<Giantfishy> I can be two places at once.
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<trashcan444> Hullo.
<Atmobot> STOP ADDING CHARACTERS IT HURTS MY BRAIN
<MaximumDragon> Oh it does, does it?
*MaximumDragon opens up his friend list.
<Atmobot> FUUU-
<Praetorian> Hello
<okaysamurai> Hello
<Adz> Hello
<Atmobot> Master please help m-
<Adz> SHADDUP
*Atmobot sobs
<macagu> Hello
<SephirothSama> Hello
<Atmobot> Are all of your friends devs?!
<Slyonion> Hello
<Atmobot> Apparently not.
<WowFunHappy> Hello
<MaximumDragon> HEY NIGHTMARE REALITY WAS BETTAR THAN VOL-
<frodo> A true Tolkien fan
<cmmatzat> This is really getting confusing.
<Atmobot> Agreed.
<Chillinguy> I'm with stupid.
<Hacobo> Hello
<Jjjohn0404> I say hello you say goodbye.
<Atmobot> I wish-
<drfuzzyness> Will you hurp my durp?
<Jamesrath> undefined
<Atmobot> THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENS-
<EliteBlackDragon> Rawr
<Jashan> I'm old
<Atmobot> Don't you mean a player of old?
<Jashan> No, I mean old. I am Yoda.
<Atmobot> WHAT THE-
*stickfigure uses dave's couch as a weapon
<mrcoble> It is M. R. Coble, not Mr. Coble
<Bramblepath> Gravity is so biased
<Atmobot> Oh I get it, you are just copying their sigs...
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
*Atmobot slaps himself again
<BadBoys> Wow, twice in an episode, impressive!
<RedStorm> Not really, it is in the script. :P
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> I AM TIRED OF THE SCRIPT
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
<RedStorm> I WILL PWN YOU ALL
<RedStorm> DOWN WITH THE SCRIPT
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE-
*Atmobot explodes
*Redstorm is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*BadBoys is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*seth543 is blown away and lands in a familiar pink room
*trashcan444 is blown away and... Well you get the pattern.
<ATMOSPHIRCAT> ATMOSPHIR CAT APPROVES
<SomeHoodedDude> SHADDUP
<RedStorm> STOP THAT THAT IS IN THE SCRIPT DIE DIE DIE
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING-
WILL THE SCRIPT EVER DIE? WILL MAXIMUMDRAGON EVER STOP ADDING CHARACTERS? WILL GIANTFISHY AND DUFFYZEEMU EVER BE IN TWO TYPES AT THE SAME TIME EVAR AGAIN? WILL TRASHCAN444 STOP SUCKING ON HIS THUMB WHILE WE ARE LIVE?
<trashcan444> HEY ITS A PERSONAL PROBLEM
Monday, September 13, 2010
AEAEC: Episode 3-2 [And MD's AEAEC: Episode 3-2]
The AEAEC 3.2
Rifle: Okay, do you guys see the castle?
Prime: Yep, dead ahead.
korkas: Ugh, I wish you wouldn't say "dead" ahead. Cuz we're SO dead.
Pyro: Why?
Zero: He refers to the fact that SomeHoodedDude is the most dangerous hacker of all time. On top of that, this isn't his main base. His main base is in BanningLand. It's a huge fortress shaped like a peanut.
Rifle: Why a peanut?
Zero: Who knows. Just don't ask that to his face. Most people who ask that question are never seen again.
Rifle: You say "most" people. Who survived?
Zero: Nobody.
Cryo: Wow, can't you be a bit more positive?
Giantfishy: HYPOCRITE!!
Maximumdragon: Oh hey guys.
Mehmehmeh: Ohai der- WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE??
Maximumdragon: I'm on private chat with you guys.
Pyro: HE SPO- Oh I see.
Rifle: Hey maximum. I have the layout of the castle interior and exterior. If you're in the prison I know of a ton of ways out. I'll just talk you through it.
Maximumdragon: Rifle, I'm not in the prison.
Pyro: Where are you?
Maximumdragon: …
Prime: Hello?
Maximumdragon: I'm in his bedroom. It's all pink.
Giantfishy: It must be torcher.
ATMOSPHIR_CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DISLIKES BEING IN SOME HOODED DUDE'S BEDROOM!!!
Zero: Shut up! If you give in to your alter ego, you'll doom all of us!
Prime: Why?
Rifle: Atmosphir cat always talks in public chat. If we want to converse without being detected, we'll have to talk in private chat. If he says anything key to our rescue-
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT THINKS HIS FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE. ATMOSPHIR CAT HOPES HE SHALL BE RESCUED.
Rifle: -like that. Craptastic.
Zero: Guys, I see a service tunnel up there on the front wall of the castle!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WoaM: He say's he's going to move it with his mind.
Mehmehmeh: Meh. MEH. MEH!!! *service vent opens*
Giantfishy: YESH!
Random: There is no service tunnel. *service tunnel completely disappears*
Prime: Aw come on!! Some hooded dude deleted the service tunnel!
gary1: Well now it'll get all stuffy in there and SHD will be forced to open it again.
Pyro: Isn't there any other way in?
Rifle: Yea, the front door.
Pyro: BESIDES the front door. There's probably tons of guards.
Rifle: Nope, the only way in is through the front door and/or getting captured.
Pyro: That's our best shot! Getting captured isn't the front door!
Prime: Well yea, it's worse. At least by busting in we'll have a chance.
Pyro: I DON'T CARE!! *pushes Rifle out of the car*
Rifle: NOES YOU IDIOT!!
Prime: Pyro, what the hell?
Giantfishy: Great, now we lost our only ticket in or out of here.
Poiyu: Tickets? I didn't buy any tickets.
Giantfishy: I meant FIGURATIVELY.
gary1: Just ignore him.
korkas: Why haven't I gotten any lines?
Prime: I don't know, maybe the creator of this comedy (I think his name is-
korkas: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!
Random: There is no name.
EPICPWNAGEcc: Cut it with the Matrix references!
Random: …
EPICPWNAGEcc: Good, you're done.
Random: YIPEE!!
Prime: What the? Did you make some sort of yipping noise?
Random: No, I didn't. I believe you are talking about… ANOTHER PERSON.
korkas: Oh no, two Smashtasm lovers. Well, that makes three… LAMP!
Poiyu: Guys, stop it.
Random: NO!
SomeHoodedDude: Ohai there rescuers. I am here to ambush you!
Prime: That makes no sense. If you want to ambush someone, the whole idea is the element of surprise.
SomeHoodedDude: Whatever. I will defeat you all by myself, right NAO!
Prime: You shall never defeat us! For we are AWESOME!
Maximumdragon: Well you're only awesome because you eat your epic jello of ubersauce, which you can't eat because you lack the spoon because it fell out of your pocket because WoaM cut a hole in it.
WoaM; WHY DOES EVERYONE BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING?!?!
Maximumdragon: So, theoretically, you cannot win because you are not awesome because you haven't had your weekly cup of ubersauce jello. The end.
Prime: Oh. WELL WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!
5 minutes later everyone is in SomeHoodedDude's very pink bedroom.
Prime: Oh.
Atmobot: Good bye epic fans! And maximum, good luck making your AEAEC blog and AEAEC based levels. Maybe try making some t shirts, too.
Mehmehmeh: Who would wear an AEAEC t shirt?
Atmobot: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Mehmehmeh: You did too, you know.
<Atmobot just got PWNED by Mehmehmeh>
WILL these characters stop breaking the fourth wall? IS both pronounced bolth of both? IS there a spoon or a service tunnel? WILL Atmosphir Cat, Prime numero, Rifle boy help fan, and korkas the carcass retrieve the spoon of win so they can be awesome? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH SPAM MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING ON THE NEXT CATURDAY NEAR YOU! YES, I SAID CATURDAY. CHEERIO! YESH!
Mehmehmeh: MEH MEH MEH!!
MaximumDragon's AEAEC: Episode 3-2
<Creator7> TROLOLOLOL I LIEK WAFFLEZ
<Boberto> NO THEY ARE MINE I NOM YOUR WAFFLEZ
<Kaiserg> PEW PEW IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen
<SomeHoodedDude> ...
<SomeHoodedDude> Minions, stop it. You are annoying me.
<Creator7> BUT BOBERTO WANTS MY WAFFLEZ! D:
<Kaiserg> i want more ammo...
<SomeHoodedDude> GAH SHUT UP
*Boberto eats the wafflez
*Creator7 cries
<Creator7> He... Sniffle... TOOK MY WAFFLEZ!
<Kaiserg> BOOM BOOM IMMA FIRE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER
<SomeHoodedDude> Wait wu-
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!?
<Kaiserg> I found teh bomb ammoz. :3
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Creator7 noms Boberto's head off
<Boberto> How am I speaking without a head?
<SomeHoodedDude> BECAUSE THE SCRIPT SAYS SO
<Atmobot> STOP THE FOURTH WALL
<Kaiserg> lol its a meme
<Colinnn> This will be inspiration for my next nnnovel.
<SomeHoodedDude> DUFFYZEEMU TAKE THAT WRITER TO THE DUNGEON.
<Colinnn> Nnno!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> Is that all you can say?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Boberto 's head grows back in the shape of a waffle
<Boberto> Lolwut
<Creator7> ZOMG WAFFLE
<Boberto> NOOOO NOT MY HEAD
<Colinnn> NNNOO NOT THE PINK ROOM!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> OK THATS IT
*SomeHoodedDude sends Kaiserg, Creator7 and Boberto to Banning Land.
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Colinnn> Nnnooooooooooooooo!
<SomeHoodedDude> Why isn't he in the pink room yet?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*DuffyZeEmu drags Colinnn kickinnng and screaminnng to the pink room.
<SomeHoodedDude> Finally some peace and quiet. Thank you script writer.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
*Atmobot pulls out a bazooka.
<SomeHoodedDude> OH CR-
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
WILL SOMEHOODEDDUDE RESPAWN? WILL DUFFYZEEMU SAY GENTLEMEN? WILL GIANTFISHY EAT MOLDY CHEESE? WILL COLINNN WRITE A NNNOVEL? WILL THESE ENDING THINGIES EVAR STOP BEING IN ALL CAPS?
Rifle: Okay, do you guys see the castle?
Prime: Yep, dead ahead.
korkas: Ugh, I wish you wouldn't say "dead" ahead. Cuz we're SO dead.
Pyro: Why?
Zero: He refers to the fact that SomeHoodedDude is the most dangerous hacker of all time. On top of that, this isn't his main base. His main base is in BanningLand. It's a huge fortress shaped like a peanut.
Rifle: Why a peanut?
Zero: Who knows. Just don't ask that to his face. Most people who ask that question are never seen again.
Rifle: You say "most" people. Who survived?
Zero: Nobody.
Cryo: Wow, can't you be a bit more positive?
Giantfishy: HYPOCRITE!!
Maximumdragon: Oh hey guys.
Mehmehmeh: Ohai der- WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE??
Maximumdragon: I'm on private chat with you guys.
Pyro: HE SPO- Oh I see.
Rifle: Hey maximum. I have the layout of the castle interior and exterior. If you're in the prison I know of a ton of ways out. I'll just talk you through it.
Maximumdragon: Rifle, I'm not in the prison.
Pyro: Where are you?
Maximumdragon: …
Prime: Hello?
Maximumdragon: I'm in his bedroom. It's all pink.
Giantfishy: It must be torcher.
ATMOSPHIR_CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DISLIKES BEING IN SOME HOODED DUDE'S BEDROOM!!!
Zero: Shut up! If you give in to your alter ego, you'll doom all of us!
Prime: Why?
Rifle: Atmosphir cat always talks in public chat. If we want to converse without being detected, we'll have to talk in private chat. If he says anything key to our rescue-
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT THINKS HIS FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE. ATMOSPHIR CAT HOPES HE SHALL BE RESCUED.
Rifle: -like that. Craptastic.
Zero: Guys, I see a service tunnel up there on the front wall of the castle!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WoaM: He say's he's going to move it with his mind.
Mehmehmeh: Meh. MEH. MEH!!! *service vent opens*
Giantfishy: YESH!
Random: There is no service tunnel. *service tunnel completely disappears*
Prime: Aw come on!! Some hooded dude deleted the service tunnel!
gary1: Well now it'll get all stuffy in there and SHD will be forced to open it again.
Pyro: Isn't there any other way in?
Rifle: Yea, the front door.
Pyro: BESIDES the front door. There's probably tons of guards.
Rifle: Nope, the only way in is through the front door and/or getting captured.
Pyro: That's our best shot! Getting captured isn't the front door!
Prime: Well yea, it's worse. At least by busting in we'll have a chance.
Pyro: I DON'T CARE!! *pushes Rifle out of the car*
Rifle: NOES YOU IDIOT!!
Prime: Pyro, what the hell?
Giantfishy: Great, now we lost our only ticket in or out of here.
Poiyu: Tickets? I didn't buy any tickets.
Giantfishy: I meant FIGURATIVELY.
gary1: Just ignore him.
korkas: Why haven't I gotten any lines?
Prime: I don't know, maybe the creator of this comedy (I think his name is-
korkas: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!
Random: There is no name.
EPICPWNAGEcc: Cut it with the Matrix references!
Random: …
EPICPWNAGEcc: Good, you're done.
Random: YIPEE!!
Prime: What the? Did you make some sort of yipping noise?
Random: No, I didn't. I believe you are talking about… ANOTHER PERSON.
korkas: Oh no, two Smashtasm lovers. Well, that makes three… LAMP!
Poiyu: Guys, stop it.
Random: NO!
SomeHoodedDude: Ohai there rescuers. I am here to ambush you!
Prime: That makes no sense. If you want to ambush someone, the whole idea is the element of surprise.
SomeHoodedDude: Whatever. I will defeat you all by myself, right NAO!
Prime: You shall never defeat us! For we are AWESOME!
Maximumdragon: Well you're only awesome because you eat your epic jello of ubersauce, which you can't eat because you lack the spoon because it fell out of your pocket because WoaM cut a hole in it.
WoaM; WHY DOES EVERYONE BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING?!?!
Maximumdragon: So, theoretically, you cannot win because you are not awesome because you haven't had your weekly cup of ubersauce jello. The end.
Prime: Oh. WELL WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!
5 minutes later everyone is in SomeHoodedDude's very pink bedroom.
Prime: Oh.
Atmobot: Good bye epic fans! And maximum, good luck making your AEAEC blog and AEAEC based levels. Maybe try making some t shirts, too.
Mehmehmeh: Who would wear an AEAEC t shirt?
Atmobot: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Mehmehmeh: You did too, you know.
<Atmobot just got PWNED by Mehmehmeh>
WILL these characters stop breaking the fourth wall? IS both pronounced bolth of both? IS there a spoon or a service tunnel? WILL Atmosphir Cat, Prime numero, Rifle boy help fan, and korkas the carcass retrieve the spoon of win so they can be awesome? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH SPAM MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING ON THE NEXT CATURDAY NEAR YOU! YES, I SAID CATURDAY. CHEERIO! YESH!
Mehmehmeh: MEH MEH MEH!!
MaximumDragon's AEAEC: Episode 3-2
<Creator7> TROLOLOLOL I LIEK WAFFLEZ
<Boberto> NO THEY ARE MINE I NOM YOUR WAFFLEZ
<Kaiserg> PEW PEW IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen
<SomeHoodedDude> ...
<SomeHoodedDude> Minions, stop it. You are annoying me.
<Creator7> BUT BOBERTO WANTS MY WAFFLEZ! D:
<Kaiserg> i want more ammo...
<SomeHoodedDude> GAH SHUT UP
*Boberto eats the wafflez
*Creator7 cries
<Creator7> He... Sniffle... TOOK MY WAFFLEZ!
<Kaiserg> BOOM BOOM IMMA FIRE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER
<SomeHoodedDude> Wait wu-
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!?
<Kaiserg> I found teh bomb ammoz. :3
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Creator7 noms Boberto's head off
<Boberto> How am I speaking without a head?
<SomeHoodedDude> BECAUSE THE SCRIPT SAYS SO
<Atmobot> STOP THE FOURTH WALL
<Kaiserg> lol its a meme
<Colinnn> This will be inspiration for my next nnnovel.
<SomeHoodedDude> DUFFYZEEMU TAKE THAT WRITER TO THE DUNGEON.
<Colinnn> Nnno!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> Is that all you can say?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Boberto 's head grows back in the shape of a waffle
<Boberto> Lolwut
<Creator7> ZOMG WAFFLE
<Boberto> NOOOO NOT MY HEAD
<Colinnn> NNNOO NOT THE PINK ROOM!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> OK THATS IT
*SomeHoodedDude sends Kaiserg, Creator7 and Boberto to Banning Land.
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Colinnn> Nnnooooooooooooooo!
<SomeHoodedDude> Why isn't he in the pink room yet?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*DuffyZeEmu drags Colinnn kickinnng and screaminnng to the pink room.
<SomeHoodedDude> Finally some peace and quiet. Thank you script writer.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
*Atmobot pulls out a bazooka.
<SomeHoodedDude> OH CR-
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
WILL SOMEHOODEDDUDE RESPAWN? WILL DUFFYZEEMU SAY GENTLEMEN? WILL GIANTFISHY EAT MOLDY CHEESE? WILL COLINNN WRITE A NNNOVEL? WILL THESE ENDING THINGIES EVAR STOP BEING IN ALL CAPS?
AEAEC: Episode 3-1 [And MD's AEAEC: Episode 3-1]
The AEAEC: 3.1
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WoaM: Ugh. Where is he?
Gary1: Is that what Mehmehmeh said?
WoaM: No. I don't translate Mehmehmeh for a living.
Pyro: …. Yea you do.
WoaM: The point is, I have a life of my own.
Prime: Oh yea? AND HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE IN DISGUISE?
Woa<: I didn't mean literally, you moron.
Prime: Literally? Literal? What?
WoaM: Ugh, forget it.
korkas: Well, if you are asking about our guide, he should be here right… now!
Rifle: *teleports* Ugh, what do you want, korkas?
WoaM: He wants-
Rifle: TRAITOR!!!
WoaM: I'm not a freaking traitor, man. Jeez.
Rifle: Shut up. I don't listen to traitor scum.
EPICPWNAGEcc: BUT IT WOULD BE EPIC PWNAGE OF EPIC PWNAGE OF EPICPWNAGE IF YOU DID!!!!!
Rifle: Whatever.
Prime: Ohai RIfle!
RIfle: Oh hey there Prime. What are you here for?
Prime: Maximum borrowed the car and we need to get it back.
Pyro: Prime seems to forget the fact that he was captured by an evil hacker.
Prime: Huh? Oh yea. Well, I'm distracted. I'm busy playing Metroid: Other M. I just got it and I'm only at Ridley. Anthony Higgs just died.
Rifle: Aw man, you got Other M? Wait, how are you playing two Video games at the same time?
gary1: Yea, thats weird.
Prime: You'd be amazed at what I can do.
Poiyu:Rifle, hurry up. I want meh lollipo- Wait, what's that?
EvilHackerDude: We serve some hooded dude and we will DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY you!!!
NotSoEvilHackerDude: Ooh, is that a lollipop? Gimme that! *grabs lollipop from Poiyu*
Poiyu: *starts to hyperventilate*
Prime: EVERYONE GET BEHIND SOMETHING, QUICK!!!
Everyone gets behind something, quick.
Poiyu: YOU
Is: TOOK
Very: MY
Mad: LOLLIPOP!!!!
gary1: WHy does he call them el-oh-el-ipops?
Prime: Who cares. Waatch them get killed with Poiyu's ban cannon.
Poiyu: YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED BY THE POWAH OF THE POWAH (Regular Show reference) OF THE POWAH OF THE POWAH BECAUE YOU TOOK MY LOLLIPOP!!! RAAAAAAAAAH!!
NotSoEvilHackerDude: Eee!! *hides in some grass*
EvilHackerDude: You shall fall to the powah of my hacks!
Poiyu: DIE!!!!!
<EvilHackerDude and NotSoEvilHackerDude have been banned FOREVAR by a very very very mad Poiyu>
Poiyu: Whew. Well, I got my lollipop back. *starts to lick it*
Cryo: That was stupid.
Rifle: Hey Prime, why does everyone have alter egos?
Shming: YOU SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO!!
Rifle: Okay, okay, so-rry. Jeez.
korkas: It has to do with his past, which he doesn't like discussing very much. It has to do with The Ban Hammah Cannon, Mehmehmeh, Poiyu, and Shming.
Prime: That and it's a major plot element, so it has to be explained in another episode.
May: *nods*
Pyro: I like watching her nod because it's really the only thing she ever does. In fact, I like her.
May: *raises eyebrows*
Pyro: Yes! You noticed! My efforts haven't been in vain-
May: *kicks Pyro's crotch, grabs his arm, twists it, flips him around and puts him in a headlock and starts punching him*
Pyro: This doesn't hurt. I mean, it's a video game.
May: *sends a hurtful telepathic message to Pyro's player*
Pyro: Ow! Ouch! Okay, okay, THAT hurts. Just stop.
Rifle: I guess I should lead you to SomeHoodedDude's castle. *calls his car*
gary1: YOU HACKED INTO THE GAME AND GOT VEHICLES EARLY??
RIfle: Yea, like everyone has one.
Prime: Hey guys, lets just take Rifle's car and be done with it.
Zero: We still have to rescue maximumdragon.
Prime: I know, but writing these longer episodes is a little bit of a pain. I mean, it's for the fans, but… OWAI I JUST BEAT PHANTOON!! YES!! Man, they have a ridiculous amount of bosses from past games in this Metroid. Ridley, Nightmare, the Queen Metroid, Phantoon… I just wish the had Kraid.
Atmobot: He was supposed to be in Metroid Prime, but- owai- STOP BRAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!
Giantfishy: What's "braking?"
Atmobot: Oh yea, oops. Whatever. See ya guys in the next episode, I'm going to end this one now.
Prime: Aw-
WILL PRIME AND CO STOP GETTING DISTRACTED AND MAKE IT TO SOME HOODED DUDE'S CASTLE? WHAT ABOUT THE SPOON? WHAT DOES BRAKING MEAN? IS MAXIMUMDRAGON FEELING LEFT OUT BACUSE HE HASN't BEEN IN THE PAST COUPLE PARTS? WELL THE NEXT PART OF THIS EPISODE WILL HAVE A LOT OF HIM SO YEA. FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC PART OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OR CIRRUS, AIRING TOMORROW!! YESH!!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
Starting here, there will be 'MaximumDragon's AEAECs' to go with the normal ones. ENJOY!
MaximumDragon's AEAEC: Episode 3-1
<SomeHoodedDude> I'm bored.
<MaximumDragon> Let's play a game.
<SomeHoodedDude> What game?
<MaximumDragon> The- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
*MaximumDragon points out the window
*SomeHoodedDude looks
<MaximumDragon> I call this game the distraction game.
*MaximumDragon flies out of the window
<SomeHoodedDude> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
*MaximumDragon flies back with a confused look on his face.
<MaximumDragon> Haz?
<SomeHoodedDude> I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
<MaximumDragon> Oh ok.
<SomeHoodedDude> Oh y- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL
<MaximumDragon> I'm not going to fall for that.
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> IMMA NOM YOUR FAEC PUNY DRAGON
<MaximumDragon> SomeHoodedDude, you are good at ventriloquism!
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> No, I'm a giant squirrel. Quake in fear.
<MaximumDragon> Wow, you just don't know when to give up. Fine, I will turn around just to show you up.
*MaximumDragon turns around.
<MaximumDragon> HOLY-
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> IMMA NOM YOUR FACE
<AtmosphirCat> ATMOSPHIR CAT DOES NOT APPROVE
*AtmosphirCat fires his lazor at the squirrel
<MaximumDragon> Phew, that was close.
*SomeHoodedDude grabs MaximumDragon
<MaximumDragon> AW YOU PINGED ME
*Atmobot runs by.
<Atmobot> TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
<MaximumDragon> Awww man... For the sake of the plot I was captured again!
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING TEH FOURTH WALL-
WILL MAXIMUMDRAGON BE RESCUED? WILL THE GIANTSQUIRRELOFDOOM RETURN?! WILL SOMEHOODEDDUDE LOSE BECAUSE THE PLOT TELLS HIM TO!?!?!?!?!
<Atmobot> AGAIN! STOP BREAKING TEH FOURTH WALL!!! >:(
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WoaM: Ugh. Where is he?
Gary1: Is that what Mehmehmeh said?
WoaM: No. I don't translate Mehmehmeh for a living.
Pyro: …. Yea you do.
WoaM: The point is, I have a life of my own.
Prime: Oh yea? AND HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE IN DISGUISE?
Woa<: I didn't mean literally, you moron.
Prime: Literally? Literal? What?
WoaM: Ugh, forget it.
korkas: Well, if you are asking about our guide, he should be here right… now!
Rifle: *teleports* Ugh, what do you want, korkas?
WoaM: He wants-
Rifle: TRAITOR!!!
WoaM: I'm not a freaking traitor, man. Jeez.
Rifle: Shut up. I don't listen to traitor scum.
EPICPWNAGEcc: BUT IT WOULD BE EPIC PWNAGE OF EPIC PWNAGE OF EPICPWNAGE IF YOU DID!!!!!
Rifle: Whatever.
Prime: Ohai RIfle!
RIfle: Oh hey there Prime. What are you here for?
Prime: Maximum borrowed the car and we need to get it back.
Pyro: Prime seems to forget the fact that he was captured by an evil hacker.
Prime: Huh? Oh yea. Well, I'm distracted. I'm busy playing Metroid: Other M. I just got it and I'm only at Ridley. Anthony Higgs just died.
Rifle: Aw man, you got Other M? Wait, how are you playing two Video games at the same time?
gary1: Yea, thats weird.
Prime: You'd be amazed at what I can do.
Poiyu:Rifle, hurry up. I want meh lollipo- Wait, what's that?
EvilHackerDude: We serve some hooded dude and we will DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY you!!!
NotSoEvilHackerDude: Ooh, is that a lollipop? Gimme that! *grabs lollipop from Poiyu*
Poiyu: *starts to hyperventilate*
Prime: EVERYONE GET BEHIND SOMETHING, QUICK!!!
Everyone gets behind something, quick.
Poiyu: YOU
Is: TOOK
Very: MY
Mad: LOLLIPOP!!!!
gary1: WHy does he call them el-oh-el-ipops?
Prime: Who cares. Waatch them get killed with Poiyu's ban cannon.
Poiyu: YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED BY THE POWAH OF THE POWAH (Regular Show reference) OF THE POWAH OF THE POWAH BECAUE YOU TOOK MY LOLLIPOP!!! RAAAAAAAAAH!!
NotSoEvilHackerDude: Eee!! *hides in some grass*
EvilHackerDude: You shall fall to the powah of my hacks!
Poiyu: DIE!!!!!
<EvilHackerDude and NotSoEvilHackerDude have been banned FOREVAR by a very very very mad Poiyu>
Poiyu: Whew. Well, I got my lollipop back. *starts to lick it*
Cryo: That was stupid.
Rifle: Hey Prime, why does everyone have alter egos?
Shming: YOU SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO!!
Rifle: Okay, okay, so-rry. Jeez.
korkas: It has to do with his past, which he doesn't like discussing very much. It has to do with The Ban Hammah Cannon, Mehmehmeh, Poiyu, and Shming.
Prime: That and it's a major plot element, so it has to be explained in another episode.
May: *nods*
Pyro: I like watching her nod because it's really the only thing she ever does. In fact, I like her.
May: *raises eyebrows*
Pyro: Yes! You noticed! My efforts haven't been in vain-
May: *kicks Pyro's crotch, grabs his arm, twists it, flips him around and puts him in a headlock and starts punching him*
Pyro: This doesn't hurt. I mean, it's a video game.
May: *sends a hurtful telepathic message to Pyro's player*
Pyro: Ow! Ouch! Okay, okay, THAT hurts. Just stop.
Rifle: I guess I should lead you to SomeHoodedDude's castle. *calls his car*
gary1: YOU HACKED INTO THE GAME AND GOT VEHICLES EARLY??
RIfle: Yea, like everyone has one.
Prime: Hey guys, lets just take Rifle's car and be done with it.
Zero: We still have to rescue maximumdragon.
Prime: I know, but writing these longer episodes is a little bit of a pain. I mean, it's for the fans, but… OWAI I JUST BEAT PHANTOON!! YES!! Man, they have a ridiculous amount of bosses from past games in this Metroid. Ridley, Nightmare, the Queen Metroid, Phantoon… I just wish the had Kraid.
Atmobot: He was supposed to be in Metroid Prime, but- owai- STOP BRAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!
Giantfishy: What's "braking?"
Atmobot: Oh yea, oops. Whatever. See ya guys in the next episode, I'm going to end this one now.
Prime: Aw-
WILL PRIME AND CO STOP GETTING DISTRACTED AND MAKE IT TO SOME HOODED DUDE'S CASTLE? WHAT ABOUT THE SPOON? WHAT DOES BRAKING MEAN? IS MAXIMUMDRAGON FEELING LEFT OUT BACUSE HE HASN't BEEN IN THE PAST COUPLE PARTS? WELL THE NEXT PART OF THIS EPISODE WILL HAVE A LOT OF HIM SO YEA. FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC PART OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OR CIRRUS, AIRING TOMORROW!! YESH!!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
Starting here, there will be 'MaximumDragon's AEAECs' to go with the normal ones. ENJOY!
MaximumDragon's AEAEC: Episode 3-1
<SomeHoodedDude> I'm bored.
<MaximumDragon> Let's play a game.
<SomeHoodedDude> What game?
<MaximumDragon> The- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
*MaximumDragon points out the window
*SomeHoodedDude looks
<MaximumDragon> I call this game the distraction game.
*MaximumDragon flies out of the window
<SomeHoodedDude> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
*MaximumDragon flies back with a confused look on his face.
<MaximumDragon> Haz?
<SomeHoodedDude> I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
<MaximumDragon> Oh ok.
<SomeHoodedDude> Oh y- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL
<MaximumDragon> I'm not going to fall for that.
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> IMMA NOM YOUR FAEC PUNY DRAGON
<MaximumDragon> SomeHoodedDude, you are good at ventriloquism!
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> No, I'm a giant squirrel. Quake in fear.
<MaximumDragon> Wow, you just don't know when to give up. Fine, I will turn around just to show you up.
*MaximumDragon turns around.
<MaximumDragon> HOLY-
<GiantSquirrelOfDoom> IMMA NOM YOUR FACE
<AtmosphirCat> ATMOSPHIR CAT DOES NOT APPROVE
*AtmosphirCat fires his lazor at the squirrel
<MaximumDragon> Phew, that was close.
*SomeHoodedDude grabs MaximumDragon
<MaximumDragon> AW YOU PINGED ME
*Atmobot runs by.
<Atmobot> TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
<MaximumDragon> Awww man... For the sake of the plot I was captured again!
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING TEH FOURTH WALL-
WILL MAXIMUMDRAGON BE RESCUED? WILL THE GIANTSQUIRRELOFDOOM RETURN?! WILL SOMEHOODEDDUDE LOSE BECAUSE THE PLOT TELLS HIM TO!?!?!?!?!
<Atmobot> AGAIN! STOP BREAKING TEH FOURTH WALL!!! >:(
AEAEC: Episode 2-1
The AEAEC: Episode 2 Part 1
Pyro: Are we there yet?
Prime: No, and you asking over 15 billion times does NOT help us.
Random: ITS OVER 9000!!!
Prime: Random!
Gary1: What? Why are you yelling at me?
Prime: Oh, that was your alter ego.
korkas: *sigh* Random strikes again.
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WhiskerOfAMouse: He says-
Prime: I'm pretty sure we all know what he said.
WhiskerOfAMouse: Fine then. What did he say?
Giantfishy: Indeed?
WhiskerOfAMouse: … yea.
Prime: Your name is too long to type for the creator of this comedy. Imma change your name to: WoaM!!
Atmobot: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
Prime: NO!
WhikerOAMuse: Then everyone will think my name is WhiskerOfAMoose!
Cryo: Moose don't have whiskers, ya idiot.
WikioAMoose: …Who are you?
Pyro: Who is who? Oh, you mean Cryo, my alter ego. Everything he says is negative. I hate him.
gary1: What you just said was pretty negative, too.
Pyro: SHUT UP! D:<
WikoaMse: My name! My glorious, glorious name!
Zero: It's not THAT glorious. I mean, who is stupid enough to choose a name like WhiskerOfAMoose?
WkoaMe: NOES! Don't call me WhiskerOfAMoose!
Random: MOOSE!!
May: *facepalm*
Prime: Wait, how did Zero speak normally?
korkas: I just finished patching him up.
Poiyu: Phew, I hate being Zero. Now we can go get lollipops!
Prime: Okay, the bridge should be right around… here! *looks at a bridge crossing a gorge*
Suddenly, the bridge disappears.
Random: HAX!!
korkas: SomeHoodedDude strikes yet again.
Leap: Hello? Can someone direct me to the spiky crab pit of deadly death?
gary1: Sure, it's right over…
Pyro: There! *points off cliff*
Leap: Thanks! I'll be on my way, then! *jumps off cliff and dies*
Prime: You killed him! Now there won't be another Leap and Dr Firebomb episode again!
Poiyu: We have a bigger problem: We can't pass this gorge!
Giantfishy: What gorge? There isn't another side!
Prime: *looks and sees the other side of the gorge is gone* *shrieks*
TheMaskedWonder: Hello. I am the troll who guards this once built bridge. Now it is gone.
korkas: Well why the hell are you guarding a bridge that doesn't exist?
TheMaskedWonder: Oh. I did not notice.
WoaM: But you just said-
TheMaskedWonder: No matter. The place you are looking for is SomeHoodedDude's castle, correct?
Giantfishy: STALKER!
Poiyu: Um, yea. Why?
TheMaskedWonder: The level it is in is called fio;e2hflwkehfkdhfmlkqwhfeklhfihewfkjewhfiwehfjlwekhfljwehjflkwehjfskafkjhiueyfhiowqlhsjflhiuewhfiowe. You must memorize the entire level name to find the level.
gary1: So we can't copy and paste it?
TheMaskedWonder: …Oh. Hadn't thought of that.
Prime: Alright. I've searched the name up, and it came up. Looks like the level is by MaoW… Huh. Weird. Gives me this weird feeling.
Random: You used weird too many times in a sentence! NOW YOU SHALL DIE-
Mehmehmeh: I'll use my time warp machine thing I got from the gas station to transport us into the future to the point when we are at the castle!
Pyro: He spoke! :O
TheMaskedWonder: I shall accompany you.
EPICPWNAGEcc: FREAKING EPIC PWNAGE! USE YOUR EPIC TIME WARP MACHINE THING YOU GOT FROM THE GAS STATION TO GET US THERE! YIPEE!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Epic Time Warp Machine Thing M&M&M Got From The Gas Station (TETWMTMGFTGS) powers up.
Prime: NOOOOOOOOOO TIME WARP!!
Random: There is no spoon.
gary1: Why would there be a spoon in the first pl- *warps out of existence using the TETWMTMGFTGS)
Will Prime and Co get to the castle in time to save MaximumDragon from the evil clutches of SomeHoodedDude? Can you think of why the level creator's name is MaoW? Does the creator of this comedy have an Awshum Epic Awesome Epic idea? Yes? Is there no spoon or is Random lying? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN PART 2 OF EPISODE 2 OF THE AEAEC, AIRING TOMORROW!! YESH!
Pyro: Are we there yet?
Prime: No, and you asking over 15 billion times does NOT help us.
Random: ITS OVER 9000!!!
Prime: Random!
Gary1: What? Why are you yelling at me?
Prime: Oh, that was your alter ego.
korkas: *sigh* Random strikes again.
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WhiskerOfAMouse: He says-
Prime: I'm pretty sure we all know what he said.
WhiskerOfAMouse: Fine then. What did he say?
Giantfishy: Indeed?
WhiskerOfAMouse: … yea.
Prime: Your name is too long to type for the creator of this comedy. Imma change your name to: WoaM!!
Atmobot: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-
Prime: NO!
WhikerOAMuse: Then everyone will think my name is WhiskerOfAMoose!
Cryo: Moose don't have whiskers, ya idiot.
WikioAMoose: …Who are you?
Pyro: Who is who? Oh, you mean Cryo, my alter ego. Everything he says is negative. I hate him.
gary1: What you just said was pretty negative, too.
Pyro: SHUT UP! D:<
WikoaMse: My name! My glorious, glorious name!
Zero: It's not THAT glorious. I mean, who is stupid enough to choose a name like WhiskerOfAMoose?
WkoaMe: NOES! Don't call me WhiskerOfAMoose!
Random: MOOSE!!
May: *facepalm*
Prime: Wait, how did Zero speak normally?
korkas: I just finished patching him up.
Poiyu: Phew, I hate being Zero. Now we can go get lollipops!
Prime: Okay, the bridge should be right around… here! *looks at a bridge crossing a gorge*
Suddenly, the bridge disappears.
Random: HAX!!
korkas: SomeHoodedDude strikes yet again.
Leap: Hello? Can someone direct me to the spiky crab pit of deadly death?
gary1: Sure, it's right over…
Pyro: There! *points off cliff*
Leap: Thanks! I'll be on my way, then! *jumps off cliff and dies*
Prime: You killed him! Now there won't be another Leap and Dr Firebomb episode again!
Poiyu: We have a bigger problem: We can't pass this gorge!
Giantfishy: What gorge? There isn't another side!
Prime: *looks and sees the other side of the gorge is gone* *shrieks*
TheMaskedWonder: Hello. I am the troll who guards this once built bridge. Now it is gone.
korkas: Well why the hell are you guarding a bridge that doesn't exist?
TheMaskedWonder: Oh. I did not notice.
WoaM: But you just said-
TheMaskedWonder: No matter. The place you are looking for is SomeHoodedDude's castle, correct?
Giantfishy: STALKER!
Poiyu: Um, yea. Why?
TheMaskedWonder: The level it is in is called fio;e2hflwkehfkdhfmlkqwhfeklhfihewfkjewhfiwehfjlwekhfljwehjflkwehjfskafkjhiueyfhiowqlhsjflhiuewhfiowe. You must memorize the entire level name to find the level.
gary1: So we can't copy and paste it?
TheMaskedWonder: …Oh. Hadn't thought of that.
Prime: Alright. I've searched the name up, and it came up. Looks like the level is by MaoW… Huh. Weird. Gives me this weird feeling.
Random: You used weird too many times in a sentence! NOW YOU SHALL DIE-
Mehmehmeh: I'll use my time warp machine thing I got from the gas station to transport us into the future to the point when we are at the castle!
Pyro: He spoke! :O
TheMaskedWonder: I shall accompany you.
EPICPWNAGEcc: FREAKING EPIC PWNAGE! USE YOUR EPIC TIME WARP MACHINE THING YOU GOT FROM THE GAS STATION TO GET US THERE! YIPEE!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
The Epic Time Warp Machine Thing M&M&M Got From The Gas Station (TETWMTMGFTGS) powers up.
Prime: NOOOOOOOOOO TIME WARP!!
Random: There is no spoon.
gary1: Why would there be a spoon in the first pl- *warps out of existence using the TETWMTMGFTGS)
Will Prime and Co get to the castle in time to save MaximumDragon from the evil clutches of SomeHoodedDude? Can you think of why the level creator's name is MaoW? Does the creator of this comedy have an Awshum Epic Awesome Epic idea? Yes? Is there no spoon or is Random lying? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN PART 2 OF EPISODE 2 OF THE AEAEC, AIRING TOMORROW!! YESH!
AEAEC: Episode 1-2
The AEAEC - Episode 1 Part 2
<Giantfishy> I still don't get it.
<Prime> We lured you out of the pond using moldy vomit.
<Giantfishy> That is impossible! I hate moldy vomit!
<Pyro> Ugh, who doesn't .
<Zero> I don't think you understand. Giantfishy calls cheese "moldy vomit."
<Pyro> What's wrong with cheese? The thing I am most obsessed over is cheese.
<Zero> … Do you have brain damage? Or ADHD or something?
<Pyro> No, but I have a phobia of dairy and hate anyone whose name starts with py or po.
<Zero> Then how in the world would you like cheese if you have a phobia of dairy? And YOUR name starts with py! Are you emo or something?
<Pyro> Cheese doesn't come from cows, silly.. And of course I'm not emo. Jigsaw from Saw is emo. He's an emo clown.
<Zero> You don't make any sense at all. First, cheese is dairy. Cheese is a milk product much like some yogurts, milk itself and many other things. Any milk product is dairy, and milk comes from cows. So if you have a phobia of dairy but like cheese, you make no sense because you love cheese but have a phobia of it.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Second, how can the thing you are most obsessed over is cheese when you've been craving matches and fire your whole life?
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Thirdly, you said you hate anyone with their name beginning with py or po. I can understand po because you despise my alter ego, Poiyu, but YOUR NAME STARTS WITH PY!!! So that MUST mean you hate yourself.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally, Jigsaw can't be an emo clown. Clowns were created to be the OPPOSITE of emo. Happy, fun, creepy… so there can't be such a thing as an emo clown.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally finally, the End. Get it? Got it. Good!
<Pyro> *screams*
<Zero> There. NOW you're making sense.
<Pyro> I just… ran out… of matches…
<Zero> … Oh. So you didn't hear the whole speech I just gave?
<Pyro> What? What speech? What are you talking about?
<Zero> Forget it ag-rhtr rlrmmh
a'rkha'hltrk'
<Pyro> Whoa, dude, are you okay?
<Zero> q3geap;jJFEJg; gjwJg;j?jgLWgml W GWE;!11!111!!!!!!11!!eleven!!11!114!!11!!one!!1111!!1!!r3y7thgklog859pgmPOLmg98ut po;MW*U984MP*utpU:P:QR#mc
<Pyro> … guys…
In the deep dark lair of the villain of this story…
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir Cat, you will not get away with this, uh… what's your name?
<SomeHoodedDude> Call me… Some hooded dude.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I despise you!
<SomeHoodedDude> Stop talking to Atmosphir Cat that way! It hurts his feelings!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, you don't get it. I start every line with "Atmosphir cat."
<SomeHoodedDude> Oh.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, where are we?
<SomeHoodedDude> We're in BanningLand! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, wait… how did I get here?
<SomeHoodedDude> The better question is: How did here get in me?
<Maximumdragon> … Atmosphir cat, that made no sense.
<SomeHoodedDude> Depends.
<Maximumdragon> OH. Oh. oh. Oh my.
<SomeHoodedDude> You just started a sentence without Atmosphir cat! Atmosphir cat is going to use the BAN HAMMA-
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, no I didn't.
<SomeHoodedDude> Whatever. Do you think your friends will rescue you?
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I'm sure of it.
<SomeHoodedDude> Good. Well, now as I make my dramatic exit with my cape flowing in the wind, you shall feel fear as- *trips over cape and faceplants*
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, xD
Elsewhere…
<Prime> We have to find a place where we can find out what's going on with Zero and/or Poiyu.
<Pyro> I know a place- or more like the place knows me.
<Prime> You don't know anybody shut up.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He asks what we're doing.
<Prime> Walking along this convenient path and hoping to stumble into a plot device.
<Giantfishy> Are we there yet?
<Pyro> Dude, I'm not entirely sure we know were we're going.
<???> HALT! Who goes there?
<Giantfishy> Um, moldy vomit.
<???> *Jumps out of a tree* Stand down moldy vomi- Prime? Is that you?
<Prime> Is Atmosphir's logo's background color blue?
<Pyro> Eh, it's more like navy-
<Prime> Shut up. Long time no see, korkas!
<korkas> Looks like you've assembled quite a little fellowship here. Shall we discuss it over dinner?
<Prime> Sure! Guys, meet korkas, korkas, meet guys.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> You make us feel so loved by addressing us by our names.
<Prime> And meet his mute sister, May. *nods politely to May*
<Pyro> *starts to drool a little bit* Um, hi my name is Pyro. Nice to meet you. Very very nice to meet you. Heh heh. *Waits for a response*
*Crickets*
<Prime> Um, Pyro, she's mute. She doesn't have a mic, so she can't speak.
<Pyro> Oh. I thought you meant… I thought you meant… …I have absolutely no idea what you meant.
<korkas> And meet my little fellowship…
*gary1 and EPICPWNAGEcc climb out of the tree*
<Prime> …gary1?
<gary1> … Prime?
*both gary1 and Prime explode with things to say and go into a little fangirl conversation*
<Mehmehmeh> This was a boring episode.
<Pyro> You spoke again!
<May> *nods vigorously*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Guy (and gal,) I would know if Mehmehmeh spoke English. I practically hang on his every word. I would know.
<Pyro> Heh heh, he called us guy and gal. You thinking what I'm thinking-
<May> *Punches Pyro in face so hard that the animation glitches up and has face looks like a picasso painting*
<Pyro> I was only kidding! Well, not really but-
<May> *Cracks her knuckles*
<Pyro> *gulp*
<Prime> So korkas, we can stay for the night, right?
<korkas> Yep. My treehouse is massive, I probably have a little house for each of you. And of what I've observed so far of the interact between Pyro and May, I'll make sure to put their cabins right next to each other. I'll also place a camera or two to watch every time he gets beaten up. Then I'll make a video compilation on post it on Facebook or youtube!
*Everyone starts laughing*
<Pyro> Ha ha h- wait, why am I laughing?
<Prime> We also need some help. A friend of ours in is trouble. MD?
<korkas> Oh yea. We know where he is, we hacked into some computers and now we can track and monitor every users on the planet. EP, go check where maximumdragon is.
<EPICPWNAGEcc> Gotcha. This is going to be epic pawnage epicly pawnage epic!*runs off*
<Prime> We also have a problem… *drags the paralyzed Zero over*
<korkas> OH. This Again? Okay, I now know who is behind the kidnapping of your friend and this. He is the most dreaded hacker of all. It appears he is making a comeback. We must stop him. Assemble your forces. We set off… at dawn.
…
…
…
<Giantfishy> Is it dawn yet?
<korkas> Agh, no, we have to wait till the next episode. This one is too long.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-mmmmm, bacon.
<Mehmehmeh> Bacon indeed.
WHY was that episode so long? WHAT is up with Zero? WHY is the main villain of this story such a klutz? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, EPSIODE 2 PART 1 AIRING SATURDAY!
<Giantfishy> I still don't get it.
<Prime> We lured you out of the pond using moldy vomit.
<Giantfishy> That is impossible! I hate moldy vomit!
<Pyro> Ugh, who doesn't .
<Zero> I don't think you understand. Giantfishy calls cheese "moldy vomit."
<Pyro> What's wrong with cheese? The thing I am most obsessed over is cheese.
<Zero> … Do you have brain damage? Or ADHD or something?
<Pyro> No, but I have a phobia of dairy and hate anyone whose name starts with py or po.
<Zero> Then how in the world would you like cheese if you have a phobia of dairy? And YOUR name starts with py! Are you emo or something?
<Pyro> Cheese doesn't come from cows, silly.. And of course I'm not emo. Jigsaw from Saw is emo. He's an emo clown.
<Zero> You don't make any sense at all. First, cheese is dairy. Cheese is a milk product much like some yogurts, milk itself and many other things. Any milk product is dairy, and milk comes from cows. So if you have a phobia of dairy but like cheese, you make no sense because you love cheese but have a phobia of it.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Second, how can the thing you are most obsessed over is cheese when you've been craving matches and fire your whole life?
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Thirdly, you said you hate anyone with their name beginning with py or po. I can understand po because you despise my alter ego, Poiyu, but YOUR NAME STARTS WITH PY!!! So that MUST mean you hate yourself.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally, Jigsaw can't be an emo clown. Clowns were created to be the OPPOSITE of emo. Happy, fun, creepy… so there can't be such a thing as an emo clown.
<Pyro> …
<Zero> Finally finally, the End. Get it? Got it. Good!
<Pyro> *screams*
<Zero> There. NOW you're making sense.
<Pyro> I just… ran out… of matches…
<Zero> … Oh. So you didn't hear the whole speech I just gave?
<Pyro> What? What speech? What are you talking about?
<Zero> Forget it ag-rhtr rlrmmh
a'rkha'hltrk'
<Pyro> Whoa, dude, are you okay?
<Zero> q3geap;jJFEJg; gjwJg;j?jgLWgml W GWE;!11!111!!!!!!11!!eleven!!11!114!!11!!one!!1111!!1!!r3y7thgklog859pgmPOLmg98ut po;MW*U984MP*utpU:P:QR#mc
<Pyro> … guys…
In the deep dark lair of the villain of this story…
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir Cat, you will not get away with this, uh… what's your name?
<SomeHoodedDude> Call me… Some hooded dude.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I despise you!
<SomeHoodedDude> Stop talking to Atmosphir Cat that way! It hurts his feelings!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, you don't get it. I start every line with "Atmosphir cat."
<SomeHoodedDude> Oh.
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, where are we?
<SomeHoodedDude> We're in BanningLand! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, wait… how did I get here?
<SomeHoodedDude> The better question is: How did here get in me?
<Maximumdragon> … Atmosphir cat, that made no sense.
<SomeHoodedDude> Depends.
<Maximumdragon> OH. Oh. oh. Oh my.
<SomeHoodedDude> You just started a sentence without Atmosphir cat! Atmosphir cat is going to use the BAN HAMMA-
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, no I didn't.
<SomeHoodedDude> Whatever. Do you think your friends will rescue you?
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, I'm sure of it.
<SomeHoodedDude> Good. Well, now as I make my dramatic exit with my cape flowing in the wind, you shall feel fear as- *trips over cape and faceplants*
<Maximumdragon> Atmosphir cat, xD
Elsewhere…
<Prime> We have to find a place where we can find out what's going on with Zero and/or Poiyu.
<Pyro> I know a place- or more like the place knows me.
<Prime> You don't know anybody shut up.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He asks what we're doing.
<Prime> Walking along this convenient path and hoping to stumble into a plot device.
<Giantfishy> Are we there yet?
<Pyro> Dude, I'm not entirely sure we know were we're going.
<???> HALT! Who goes there?
<Giantfishy> Um, moldy vomit.
<???> *Jumps out of a tree* Stand down moldy vomi- Prime? Is that you?
<Prime> Is Atmosphir's logo's background color blue?
<Pyro> Eh, it's more like navy-
<Prime> Shut up. Long time no see, korkas!
<korkas> Looks like you've assembled quite a little fellowship here. Shall we discuss it over dinner?
<Prime> Sure! Guys, meet korkas, korkas, meet guys.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> You make us feel so loved by addressing us by our names.
<Prime> And meet his mute sister, May. *nods politely to May*
<Pyro> *starts to drool a little bit* Um, hi my name is Pyro. Nice to meet you. Very very nice to meet you. Heh heh. *Waits for a response*
*Crickets*
<Prime> Um, Pyro, she's mute. She doesn't have a mic, so she can't speak.
<Pyro> Oh. I thought you meant… I thought you meant… …I have absolutely no idea what you meant.
<korkas> And meet my little fellowship…
*gary1 and EPICPWNAGEcc climb out of the tree*
<Prime> …gary1?
<gary1> … Prime?
*both gary1 and Prime explode with things to say and go into a little fangirl conversation*
<Mehmehmeh> This was a boring episode.
<Pyro> You spoke again!
<May> *nods vigorously*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Guy (and gal,) I would know if Mehmehmeh spoke English. I practically hang on his every word. I would know.
<Pyro> Heh heh, he called us guy and gal. You thinking what I'm thinking-
<May> *Punches Pyro in face so hard that the animation glitches up and has face looks like a picasso painting*
<Pyro> I was only kidding! Well, not really but-
<May> *Cracks her knuckles*
<Pyro> *gulp*
<Prime> So korkas, we can stay for the night, right?
<korkas> Yep. My treehouse is massive, I probably have a little house for each of you. And of what I've observed so far of the interact between Pyro and May, I'll make sure to put their cabins right next to each other. I'll also place a camera or two to watch every time he gets beaten up. Then I'll make a video compilation on post it on Facebook or youtube!
*Everyone starts laughing*
<Pyro> Ha ha h- wait, why am I laughing?
<Prime> We also need some help. A friend of ours in is trouble. MD?
<korkas> Oh yea. We know where he is, we hacked into some computers and now we can track and monitor every users on the planet. EP, go check where maximumdragon is.
<EPICPWNAGEcc> Gotcha. This is going to be epic pawnage epicly pawnage epic!*runs off*
<Prime> We also have a problem… *drags the paralyzed Zero over*
<korkas> OH. This Again? Okay, I now know who is behind the kidnapping of your friend and this. He is the most dreaded hacker of all. It appears he is making a comeback. We must stop him. Assemble your forces. We set off… at dawn.
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<Giantfishy> Is it dawn yet?
<korkas> Agh, no, we have to wait till the next episode. This one is too long.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH-mmmmm, bacon.
<Mehmehmeh> Bacon indeed.
WHY was that episode so long? WHAT is up with Zero? WHY is the main villain of this story such a klutz? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, EPSIODE 2 PART 1 AIRING SATURDAY!
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