AEAEC: Episode 1-1

The AEAEC - Episode 1 Part 1

<Prime> Ugh, this is taking way to long. You sure there aren't any shortcuts through Secreg Mountains? We have to find Maximum!
<Pyro> Oh, I'm sure. And I'm- wait, time's up. Gimme more matches.
<Prime> Well my secret stash is almost out so- dah crap.
<Pyro> YOU HAVE A SECRET STASH OF MATCHES?! WHERE IS IT! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I SHALL RIP YOU OPEN WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!! *pulls out the repetto rocket launcher thing*
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He says calm down. 
<Pyro> SHUT YOUR TRAP MOUSEY!! D:<
<WhiskerOfAMouse> I didn't say it, Mehmehmeh did. I'm just transla-
<Pyro> I DON'T CARE!! YOU SHALL BURN! Burn, I say! BUUUUURN!! HEH HEH HEH, BURN BURN BURN!!
<Prime> *Tosses a pack of matches of a cliff*
<Pyro> You shall not escape me, matches! You shall BUUUUUURN!!!!!! *jumps after them*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> I'm sure he'll come back.
<Prime> I hope he doesn't.

Far in the distance, someone yells "ATMOSPHIR CAT WILL NOT DIE!!"

<Prime> Was that…
<WhiskerOfAMouse> That was definitely Maximum, alright. Who else always starts sentences with "Atmosphir cat?"
<Prime> Sounds like he's in trouble. That means we better call…
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Ghostbusters! :D
<Prime> No, of course not. We're gonna call Zero.

Later…

<Prime> So you'll do it?
<Zero> If the payment is right. 'Tis a hard job, for sure. It needs to be worth it.
<Prime> How about 26.7 lollipops?
<Zero> Tootsie pop or not?
<Prime> No, the circular ones with the squiggles in the middle.
<Zero> …Squigglies?
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Who the crap is this guy? I've never seen him. I've seen a similar guy who likes similar things, but I thought you would call… HIM.
<Zero> You fool. You haven't figured it out yet? I am the alter ego of...
<Poiyu> POIYU!!!
<Pyro> Oh wonderful, our lollipop-crazed, pink-colored, crazy friend. I like your alter ego much better.
<Poiyu> Zero? Ah, he's a downer. I'm the better friend!! :D
<Pyro> You realize you're the only one who likes this guy, right?
<Prime> I don't care. He's a really good fighter.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Zero or Poiyu?
<Prime> Both.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Prime, thats kinda hard to beli-
<Prime> You guys are just being overly judgmental. Just give him a chance, okay?
<Pyro> What if we don't-
<Shming> BAN HAMMAH!!!! 
<Pyro> Okay, okay, jeez. At least YOU can control your alter ego, Unlike pinky here.
<Prime> Well, Shming can be a little eh.
<Poiyu> So where do we start looking for Maximum?
<Prime> Before I tell you, we need your fish tank.
<Poiyu> Um, why?
<Prime> Well, lemme just say we're gonna recruit another minion- I mean friend.



Later...


<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He asks what we're doing here. We've been sitting by this pond for 2 1/2 hours.
<Prime> We're going to catch a fish.
<Pyro> Cool, then I get to roast it. Burn, he he, BURN!!
<Poiyu> You aren't going to roast it, silly billy. We're going to catch it!
<Pyro> Then are we gonna roast it?
<Poiyu> …Yea, pretty much.
<Prime> No one is roasting the fish. See that small one?
<Pyro> Ooh, it's bite-sized. We can make fish sticks!
<Prime> NO ONE IS GOING TO EAT THE FREAKIN FISH! SO SHUT UP!!!
<Poiyu> Cheeze.
<Pyro> Don't you mean "jeez?"
<Poiyu> No. I don't.
<Mehmehmeh> Meh meh meh.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> He asks-
<Prime> I don't care what you ask!
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Well I don't care about you either! *crys and runs off behind a bush*
<Russian> Oi, dis is my pond! What are you all doin' here, mate?
<Prime> Are you Russian?
<Russia> Yea, mate. Me and my name are from from russia, and my name is Russian.
<Pyro> I'm pretty sure you're australian…
<Russian> Shut up! Crikey, this is my dang pond! You can't just-
<Prime> M&M&M, get that fish I pointed out out of the pond.
<Russian> You can't just take my fish, mate! That's illegal!
<Prime> Listen up! We're trying to save a friend from an undeniable fate, and we need a fish to accomplish this. We are his friends, and I know he would do the same for us. So we will be heroes and save him from his fate!
<Russian> *eyes tear up* That was so… touching! *crys and runs into bush*
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Get out of my bush- ah, forget it. *Walks out from behind bush* So have we caught this fish yet?
<Prime> Mehmehmeh, do the honors.
<Mehmehmeh> *Uses the force to raise the fish out of the water and put it into the fish tank*
<Pyro> …and you could've done that the whole time?
<Mehmehmeh> Yep.
<Pyro> He spoke!
<Prime> No he didn't. or at least I didn't hear anything.
<Pyro> This is so confusing!
<WhiskerOfAMouse> That Mehmehmeh didn't speak?
<Pyro> No! Why the hell are we trying to catch a fish?
<Prime> It will come to you in time… or part 2 of this episode.
<WhiskerOfAMouse> Part 2 what? What part 2?
<Prime> I don't kn-
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
<Prime> That was the first time I broke the fourth wall! Anyway, part 1 is almost over. It's probably going to end right-

Will Prime & Co. catch The Dragon of Maximum? Why does Poiyu like lollipops so much? Why did Prime break the fourth wall? WHY DID PRIME'S ALTER EGO GIVE ME SUCH A DEJA VU? FIND ALL THAT OUT AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN PART 2 OF EPISODE 1 OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING TOMORROW!!