The AEAEC 3.2
Rifle: Okay, do you guys see the castle?
Prime: Yep, dead ahead.
korkas: Ugh, I wish you wouldn't say "dead" ahead. Cuz we're SO dead.
Pyro: Why?
Zero: He refers to the fact that SomeHoodedDude is the most dangerous hacker of all time. On top of that, this isn't his main base. His main base is in BanningLand. It's a huge fortress shaped like a peanut.
Rifle: Why a peanut?
Zero: Who knows. Just don't ask that to his face. Most people who ask that question are never seen again.
Rifle: You say "most" people. Who survived?
Zero: Nobody.
Cryo: Wow, can't you be a bit more positive?
Giantfishy: HYPOCRITE!!
Maximumdragon: Oh hey guys.
Mehmehmeh: Ohai der- WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE??
Maximumdragon: I'm on private chat with you guys.
Pyro: HE SPO- Oh I see.
Rifle: Hey maximum. I have the layout of the castle interior and exterior. If you're in the prison I know of a ton of ways out. I'll just talk you through it.
Maximumdragon: Rifle, I'm not in the prison.
Pyro: Where are you?
Maximumdragon: …
Prime: Hello?
Maximumdragon: I'm in his bedroom. It's all pink.
Giantfishy: It must be torcher.
ATMOSPHIR_CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT DISLIKES BEING IN SOME HOODED DUDE'S BEDROOM!!!
Zero: Shut up! If you give in to your alter ego, you'll doom all of us!
Prime: Why?
Rifle: Atmosphir cat always talks in public chat. If we want to converse without being detected, we'll have to talk in private chat. If he says anything key to our rescue-
ATMOSPHIR CAT: ATMOSPHIR CAT THINKS HIS FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE. ATMOSPHIR CAT HOPES HE SHALL BE RESCUED.
Rifle: -like that. Craptastic.
Zero: Guys, I see a service tunnel up there on the front wall of the castle!
Mehmehmeh: Meh meh meh.
WoaM: He say's he's going to move it with his mind.
Mehmehmeh: Meh. MEH. MEH!!! *service vent opens*
Giantfishy: YESH!
Random: There is no service tunnel. *service tunnel completely disappears*
Prime: Aw come on!! Some hooded dude deleted the service tunnel!
gary1: Well now it'll get all stuffy in there and SHD will be forced to open it again.
Pyro: Isn't there any other way in?
Rifle: Yea, the front door.
Pyro: BESIDES the front door. There's probably tons of guards.
Rifle: Nope, the only way in is through the front door and/or getting captured.
Pyro: That's our best shot! Getting captured isn't the front door!
Prime: Well yea, it's worse. At least by busting in we'll have a chance.
Pyro: I DON'T CARE!! *pushes Rifle out of the car*
Rifle: NOES YOU IDIOT!!
Prime: Pyro, what the hell?
Giantfishy: Great, now we lost our only ticket in or out of here.
Poiyu: Tickets? I didn't buy any tickets.
Giantfishy: I meant FIGURATIVELY.
gary1: Just ignore him.
korkas: Why haven't I gotten any lines?
Prime: I don't know, maybe the creator of this comedy (I think his name is-
korkas: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!
Random: There is no name.
EPICPWNAGEcc: Cut it with the Matrix references!
Random: …
EPICPWNAGEcc: Good, you're done.
Random: YIPEE!!
Prime: What the? Did you make some sort of yipping noise?
Random: No, I didn't. I believe you are talking about… ANOTHER PERSON.
korkas: Oh no, two Smashtasm lovers. Well, that makes three… LAMP!
Poiyu: Guys, stop it.
Random: NO!
SomeHoodedDude: Ohai there rescuers. I am here to ambush you!
Prime: That makes no sense. If you want to ambush someone, the whole idea is the element of surprise.
SomeHoodedDude: Whatever. I will defeat you all by myself, right NAO!
Prime: You shall never defeat us! For we are AWESOME!
Maximumdragon: Well you're only awesome because you eat your epic jello of ubersauce, which you can't eat because you lack the spoon because it fell out of your pocket because WoaM cut a hole in it.
WoaM; WHY DOES EVERYONE BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING?!?!
Maximumdragon: So, theoretically, you cannot win because you are not awesome because you haven't had your weekly cup of ubersauce jello. The end.
Prime: Oh. WELL WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!
5 minutes later everyone is in SomeHoodedDude's very pink bedroom.
Prime: Oh.
Atmobot: Good bye epic fans! And maximum, good luck making your AEAEC blog and AEAEC based levels. Maybe try making some t shirts, too.
Mehmehmeh: Who would wear an AEAEC t shirt?
Atmobot: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Mehmehmeh: You did too, you know.
<Atmobot just got PWNED by Mehmehmeh>
WILL these characters stop breaking the fourth wall? IS both pronounced bolth of both? IS there a spoon or a service tunnel? WILL Atmosphir Cat, Prime numero, Rifle boy help fan, and korkas the carcass retrieve the spoon of win so they can be awesome? FIND OUT ALL THAT AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH SPAM MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE AWSHUM EPIC AWESOME EPIC OF CIRRUS, AIRING ON THE NEXT CATURDAY NEAR YOU! YES, I SAID CATURDAY. CHEERIO! YESH!
Mehmehmeh: MEH MEH MEH!!
MaximumDragon's AEAEC: Episode 3-2
<Creator7> TROLOLOLOL I LIEK WAFFLEZ
<Boberto> NO THEY ARE MINE I NOM YOUR WAFFLEZ
<Kaiserg> PEW PEW IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen
<SomeHoodedDude> ...
<SomeHoodedDude> Minions, stop it. You are annoying me.
<Creator7> BUT BOBERTO WANTS MY WAFFLEZ! D:
<Kaiserg> i want more ammo...
<SomeHoodedDude> GAH SHUT UP
*Boberto eats the wafflez
*Creator7 cries
<Creator7> He... Sniffle... TOOK MY WAFFLEZ!
<Kaiserg> BOOM BOOM IMMA FIRE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER
<SomeHoodedDude> Wait wu-
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!?
<Kaiserg> I found teh bomb ammoz. :3
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Creator7 noms Boberto's head off
<Boberto> How am I speaking without a head?
<SomeHoodedDude> BECAUSE THE SCRIPT SAYS SO
<Atmobot> STOP THE FOURTH WALL
<Kaiserg> lol its a meme
<Colinnn> This will be inspiration for my next nnnovel.
<SomeHoodedDude> DUFFYZEEMU TAKE THAT WRITER TO THE DUNGEON.
<Colinnn> Nnno!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> Is that all you can say?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*Boberto 's head grows back in the shape of a waffle
<Boberto> Lolwut
<Creator7> ZOMG WAFFLE
<Boberto> NOOOO NOT MY HEAD
<Colinnn> NNNOO NOT THE PINK ROOM!
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Kaiserg> IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
*SomeHoodedDude respawns
<SomeHoodedDude> OK THATS IT
*SomeHoodedDude sends Kaiserg, Creator7 and Boberto to Banning Land.
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
<Colinnn> Nnnooooooooooooooo!
<SomeHoodedDude> Why isn't he in the pink room yet?
<DuffyZeEmu> Gentlemen.
*DuffyZeEmu drags Colinnn kickinnng and screaminnng to the pink room.
<SomeHoodedDude> Finally some peace and quiet. Thank you script writer.
<Atmobot> STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
*Atmobot pulls out a bazooka.
<SomeHoodedDude> OH CR-
<Atmobot> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*SomeHoodedDude dies
WILL SOMEHOODEDDUDE RESPAWN? WILL DUFFYZEEMU SAY GENTLEMEN? WILL GIANTFISHY EAT MOLDY CHEESE? WILL COLINNN WRITE A NNNOVEL? WILL THESE ENDING THINGIES EVAR STOP BEING IN ALL CAPS?
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