AEAEC: 6.2 - The fourth wall is broken
maximumdragon: Well that was weird
WoaM: You're telling me.
May: Hai guiz!
Pyro: MAAAAY!! YES!!
Rifle: Ohai.
TMW: Ohai.
Spyro: Hai! I know who the traitor-
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Prime: How did you get here?
May: With the fourth wall and the script gone, we wrote us teleporting here.
Prime: Not exactly. The script isn't actually gone. I made copies.
RedStorm: &^*$(@^#(^#@!^$&#@*(!^$(!@^&$^$%^&!@$!@(*$&@(^)^)%*&!^@Z%*(#@!#&$^@!
<RedStorm has been banned for reasons too long to list>
Random: That wasn't in the script!
Spyro: Wanna hear about the traitor? The service is absolutely free! Although hidden fees may apply to your specific needs. HERE IS GOES! THE TRAITOR IS-
maximumdragon: I'm leaving this show! It's going to far!
Prime: I haz a signed contract. YOU ARE STUCK HERE UNTIL I SAY. THAT COULD MEAN 76381943628493127461204214671204211337 SEASONS IF I WANT.
maximumdragon: CARP.
May: When is this episode going to end?
Pyro: I don't know, ask the script-writer.
Prime: It ends when I want it to end.
gary1: Well it's boring just to read a big wall of text.
Prime: I DON'T CARE!!
Spyro: I know who the traitor is, guiz!
korkas: The castle should be right… there.
Rifle: Everyone hop in mai car.
*everyone hops in. Rifle drives and jumps over the castle moat*
gary1: How exactly do cars jump?
Rifle: Who cares?
Red Knight: Who are you travelers?
Colinnn: We are visitors to your wonnnderful castle.
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Rifle: Wiiiiiiiinsssston the coconut……
Red Knight: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
korkas: Yes we shall, Ryan. Just let us in.
Ryan: Oh of course mai king.
*everyone walks in. There is a girl sitting on the throne*
Raven: *throws afireball at korkas* ARE YOU READY TO APOLIGIZE!
korkas: AH! YES! I'M SORRY! JEEZ!
Raven: Good. Nao I'm ready to say hi. Ohai korkas! Ohai May! Ohai Prime! Ohai MD! Ohai Rifle! Ohai M&M&M!
korkas: Hai! *hugs Raven*
May: Hai Raven! *hugs Raven*
Prime: Hai Raven! But imma not hug you cuz korkas will get mad.
maximumdragon: Hai Raven.
Rifle: …Who are you?
DuffyZeEmu: Gentlemen.
Prime: Your name is too long to type.
Duffy: Genmentle.
Mehmehmeh: Hai Raven.
Pyro: HE SPOKE! Owai- hai Raven!
Raven: I didn't say hi to you.
Pyro: Well I don't care. I but I know what I DO care about...
korkas: Are you seriously hitting on mai girlfriend? What next, mai dad?
Pyro: Wait, she's your- oooooh I see. Why are all the women associated with you hot? :|
korkas: Oh just wait till you see my secretary, Miroe.
Raven: *kicks korkas in the shin*
korkas: Ow!
Pyro: Is she single? :D :D :D
korkas: Hm I must've forgot to mention she already has a boyfriend. >:D
Pyro: GODDANGIT!!! &^*(!@$#!!
Duffy: Gentlemen.
Raven: Just call me Ember, everyone.
Spyro: Well Ember's not the traitor. But I know who is! He's-
Giantfishy: I am a fish. Blub blub.
korkas: Anyway we need some help.
Raven: Help? Are we going to kick some ass after 98806714308123 years?!
korkas: Yes. We are.
Raven: HELL YEA!!
Spyro: Know what else would kick ass? Hearing about the traitor.
EPICPWNAGEcc: YA MAN! EPIC PWNAGE!
Prime: We need you and maybeh a few red knights. Although it would suck to have to put moar characters in. :|
Raven: Naw I don't liek clunky armor. Or moar characters. You'll just need me.
Pyro: Won't you get hurt?
Raven: Are you suggesting that I am not capable of beating the crap out of bad guys? :O
korkas: Um no...
Pyro: Um yes.
Raven: ROOOAR D:<
*May and Raven begin to beat up Pyro*
Duffy: Gentleme- I mean ladies.
Zero: NEW INITIATIVE: TEABAG ALL LIVING THINGS
Spyro: I don't think the traitor is going to teabag all living things. That's cuz I know who he is.
Prime: I know where a portal to BanningLand is.
maximumdragon: You do know we still have the traitor on our hands, right?
Prime: Ya but hopefully this adventure will reveal the traitor.
maximumdragon: Note the"hopefully" in that sentence.
Random: This is too long.
Prime: Kthxbai.
WILL PRIME AND CO GET TO BANNINGLAND AND FIND WHATEVER IS THERE? WHEN WILL THE TRAITOR BE REVEALED? WILL PYRO STOP HITTING ON GIRLS RELATED TO KORKAS? WILL THE FOURTH WALL BE REPAIRED? FIND OUT ALL OF THAT (or at least most of it) AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF SMASHTAS- I MEAN AEAEC, ON A NEW DATE: WEDSNDAY! IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT!
Spyro: I know who the traitor is! *whispers something in Pyro's ear* Man it feels so good to let the secret out.
Pyro: *gasp* I KNOW WHO THE TRAITOR IS! IT'S-
Duffy: Gentlemen.
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